Christmas. There I **** said it.
It's just awkward. Everyone **** sitting there in expectation and approval of the wank and unwanted presents that they have decided to buy you.
I wrote a list for a reason, and just because you want me to have some stuff to open, doesn't mean I want it. All the **** stuff is from the Villa shop too. An alarm clock that is **** awful, and I'll have a Villa mug too, which is just the same as any other mug, but claret and blue. Buying me a **** box of **** jelly babies does not constitute as a **** present either. Chocolate **** money too? THAT IS NOT A PRESENT. I also got a **** keyring, why the **** would I want one of them?
My list consisted of: Retro Villa shirt, onezie, money. So why get me other stuff. I didn't even get a **** onezie.
Everyone **** argues as well. FUN.
Give me my dinner and I'm **** off to bed.