Milfner

Not good enough.

So do I!

The two people sitting next to me at Bramall Lane earlier. **** me, just so annoying. Yes, I am aware that you put your arms out when you sing, but you do this \./ not _._ (full stop is the head, slashes and underscores are arms, btw). For **** sake, I want to watch the game not your **** arm. Then muttering songs in your ridiculous high pitched voice made you sound like a **** tosser. Also, shouting shit repeatedly every time their fans were chanting 'United, United' with your schoolboy voice just topped it off nicely. And then his Dad, sitting down next to me, so I kept accidentally elbowing him in the head. Who sits down at an away game?! So yeah, Josh with 89 on the back of your Villa shirt from last season, if you are reading this, you are a **** word removed.

Gabby is starting to grate on me. He needs to lose some **** weight too. Why is he so intent on playing with his back to goal? **** run onto the ball and stop having it played into feet all the time. So **** one dimensional!

Play the strongest side. Winning breeds confidence.

Good performances don't get you points though. Petrov was the worst player on the park. He is an absolute cancer to the way we play. If we play it short, you have to play it quickly, turning and playing the ball backwards just slows the play down, allowing them to get in position, one bank of 4, a second of bank of 5 and we do not have the talent to be able to penetrate a fully organised team. Petrov should never start at home, he just lacks the intensity and drive that Reo-Coker has. He can't even last 90 minutes FFS. He was just non-existent today. Pathetic performance. I'm all for him starting away from home, just not at VP.

Anyone else stopping in Chesterfield?

Bollocks. Pepsi is far superior.

Messi is far superior. It's not even close.

Yeah, he is in horrific form tbf.

**** brilliant. Yes, we threw away a lead, but to come back like that was brilliant. GET THE **** IN.

Yeah but if a person isn't purposely spawn camping, then it's unfair. Spawning also works the other way too, the amount of times I've just ran past someone spawning inside a room and they've just gunned me down is ridiculous. Is there anyway you can get your playercard generated online btw?

He is played out of position. Clearly asked to played in behind the striker, when he should be the one on the shoulder of the last man. Gabby should be in behind, Fonz should be the one running on.

Haha, superb!

Horrific. Absolutely horrific.

**** sake. Can't even score a gilt-edged chance.

I enjoyed the German Mercedes advert in the half-time break. A personal highlight.

We haven't been that bad for the last 15 minutes. Just the small problem of conceding 3 in 26 mins has effectively ended the game.

Are you incapable of putting a space after a full stop or comma? **** me. If that foul was on a City player, probably would have been a pen given.

Slightly offside. Should be 1-0.

Wow.

What the **** was that? Hart was so far over to one side, why the **** would you go to the side that is covered?

How was that conclusive? How can he give that? **** joke.

**** hell.