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Done. I dont know how Yeboah's goal is winning. IMO it'd be fifth best on that list

I expect nothing less of Gabby, but hopefully not all players will finish the season in minus figures

Have to say I'm surprised. Didnt see as many games as I'd have liked to last season, but I was under the impression he was pretty solid alongside Chester. This all seems a bit out the blue for me - were there rumors beforehand?

- This perfectly describes how I feel about doing number 2's in public toilets

Agree with the idea that enough time has passed since Ross-gate for the staff to assess if he's worth keeping around now, in regards to his attitude etc. I was hoping he'd get his head together and integrate himself during pre-season, but it doesn't seem to have happened. Yet again we'll take another hit in the transfer market, probably owing to poor due diligence, but can only hope the club are shrewder in future. Perhaps there will be a loan fee, as well as getting his wages off the books for the season, allowing us some wiggle room to get another striker in, or an AM. It seems only a 'big' championship club,(-or possibly Celtic? )would want to take a chance on him and afford his wages; all potential rivals in that case, but the drain on their wage budget could hinder them if he's still in decay. Sunderland have been as bad as us recent seasons and have a lot to sort, not to mention Defoe needing replacement. I'm not convinced they'll really be competitive rivals for us (assuming we're challenging for promotion)

Bacuna or Hutton? Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?

First pre-season game I've watched. Looking pretty good. Hopefully this will calm some of the fans discouraged by other friendlies so far. Took us a good 15 mins or so to get into the game, but after the goal pretty much bossed it

I concur. No doubt it's a good solid signing, but I'm concerned that if we do go up, assuming Terry and Whelan are key players in our promotion, we could be effectively be looking at replacing the 'spine' again when back in the prem

Ive read lots of nice and flattering things being said about him in a stoke Twitter feed 'describe whelan in three words'. Words such as 'legend', and 'god' have been bandied about by some stoke fans. Also, it's worth noting that a couple have posted things like 'only passes sideways' and 'always passes backwards', so he should slot into our squad nicely

People talk about Brucey being 'yesterdays man's, I'm strongly beginning to suspect that all training is done on a fussball or subbuteo table. How else can we explain the staticity of our play?! I'm not calling for a manager change just yet. Ultimately SB is responsible, but you have to wonder what the rest of the coaching team are doing. Like many I'd hoped the backroom shake up would rectify the seeming tactical ineptitude of recent years, but it remains to be seen. That being said everything is crossed for the new season (including my eyes), in the hope that it all magically comes together.

Sup a cup-a-soup Sup a cup-a-soup Sup a cup-a-soup Sup-a-cup-a-soup McCormack

Its the villa way. A-la Sasa Curcic, Steve Stone et al

Call me cynical, but I reckon Sevilla will try and haggle the price down now! Not sure how much this screws up other transfer plans, but perhaps he's still to find his feet after such a lengthy injury, and could even provide decent cover, especially if we end up playing three centre backs as some have speculated

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,Silence the pianos and with muffled drumBring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Agreed, we find ourselves in another costly and embarrassing situation thanks to our scouting and recruitment team. Players have too much power. Shirley its only a matter of time before a club sues a 'lazy' player for loss of value when they decide they dont want to play anymore

That wouldnt happen. If reports are true, he's breached his contract and villa could terminate it after going down the correct legal channels. Of course theyre unlikely to do so as we'd be waving bye to the 12m we paid for him.

Well they say the proof is in the pudding, and today the pudding was a football.

'Won 18'

Behave!

Brian Clough and Peter Taylor. That's the second and last time I'll mention cloughie today

There is some logic to this - say we do appoint Bruce, who has a poor record in the prem, and its determined sometime after promotion that we need a new guy, changing manager again would bring more instability, when really we should be focused on becoming an established team in the top flight once more.

Michael Sheen does a good Brian Clough impression. Worth a try?

Not at all, made me chuckle. - just using it as an excuse to quote partridge!

! You daft racist