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Win the first 3 games and the crowd will come flocking back quicker than the time it takes for you to say the word 'llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'. Oh, yes, very good statistics on Gollini compared to other goalkeepers here. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for the top few, as he's still young and i'm one to think Verona have a worse defence than ours! However, as you go down, he gets closer and closer to matching even De Gea! http://www.squawka.com/comparison-matrix#serie_a/2015/2016/pierluigi_gollini/177/177/15698/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/brad_guzan/165/165/409/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/david_de_gea/165/165/590/0/p#clean_sheets/saves_per_goal/errors_leading_to_goal/punches/catches/saves/successful_passes/avg_pass_length#90 EDIT - Tried to do a quote, failed miserably...

Every time we say the secret word of the day, they invest £100m into the club. Today, it's 'Pineapple'... Oh wait, I've revealed myself! 逃跑！

I think 'summer' is a bad translation of 'new season' Not a clue what 'White' is.

That's molto, tres, wunderbar. Asombroso!

But he's risen by 11 rating since the start of FIFA 16, and with a Villa move his potential may increase (or greatly decrease...)

Did a bit of delving into the RECON website. It says recent valuations of Lotus Heath (likely it's main company) are at 8.1bn Yuan, which Google says is around £1bn. Also gives off a lot of nice smelling hints for what we can expect in the future. Bookmark it, folks! http://www.reconig.com/htm/53.htm

Quote from the main site. https://www.avfc.co.uk/News/2016/07/08/gollini-arrives

Edited for Realism.

Yay! Chemically produced burgers to be sold in Villa Park!

We now have permission to burn Guzan's shirt. Right?

Note the maybe. They're unsure.

How about a name change down at the City Centre?

Probably, but hush! We're looking for excuses to say he's unwanted here!

Nobody mentioning the fact that Guzan isn't even in the Austria training camp squad? https://www.avfc.co.uk/News/2016/07/07/tour-party-confirmed

There are many methods of 'feeling good', and some of them better than others... slowly opens incognito mode

Apparently hired a private fitness trainer to bulk up. Will also be helped by MM.

I'm also sure that you could go back 101+ pages on this thread and read the exact same comment posted about the exact same debate another 100 pages back.

So we're setting up Aston Villa Strip Club then?

A night out with me will mean you'll know something much tastier... Wetherspoons. Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

Oh dear Lord...

Word.

If you did, you'd probably be dead from extreme hypertension, dehydration, and poisoning by now...

Let's just say the Iceland goal wasn't a one off...