The scenario I play in my head is that the wife of a friend has come to me because he won't touch her because she's preggo but she's so horny (I hear pregnant women have these bouts of horn; devil fashion!) and she asks me for help. I'm only too happy to oblige.
I'm honestly not sure if I could go through with it in real life mind!
I wouldn't go near my missus when she was up the duff
The idea of me poking my own child whilst doing the act put me off sex for 9 months.
Maybe for the next nipper I'll send her your way?
With their record over the past year they must be odds on to go down at the moment?
I'd fecking love it if they did, about time they were brought down a level or two
She fancies you.
Most humans do
That medal's gone to your head.
Imagine what you'd be like it it was gold
Ohhhhhhhh knock-down
Have a kiss
Sorry I'm married
Yep, just took the dog for a walk, only downside to this weather is every **** is out. I don't like crowded groups of people. Which is why I prefer to take the dog out at night, when I have the pavement to myself.
Anti-social bastard
This could be the most expensive gaming year ever for me, there's so much stuff coming out that I'll buy day one.
Batman AK
Uncharted 4 (maybe out this year)
FIFA 15
Infamous SS
Mass Effect trilogy PS4 (rumoured)
GTA V PS4 (inevitable)
Destiny - my most anticipated
Drive club
The Order
Crash Bandicoot (rumoured)
The Last of Us PS4 (inevitable)
Trials Fusion
Probably a few more than I've forgot.. Maybe Elder Scrolls online, my bank balance is going to take a hit!