AJ

Did a Brighton fan win a comp to ref a game?

Use plenty of lube.

Hutton is playing better this half, but he still makes me nervous.

This ref is a queef biscuit.

Skalak's hair. Did he fall asleep under a lawn mower?

I am sure he will. Unless we see Bunn in for Hutton, I wont question him.

Westwood has played alright so far. I hope he keeps it up for the rest of the game, and gets his confidence back up.

Most of the lads are playing quite well. We are not tiring. The first half was just a meet and greet warm up. Smash em fellas.

At least no clean sheet for them this time. Baker shat in that bed.

I know this girl who... Sorry, off topic.

Whats wrong with Westwood? Is he injured? Just saying, because his passing is actually pretty good.

He is a tolerant and easy going guy. You are safe.

Brighton are going to be sick of Jedi getting in the way. Bloody nuisance he is.

At least Gabby is putting in a shift. If only he was 6 or 7 years younger.

Beautiful pass, Ashley!

Crappy pass followed by excellent defending. Sums up Mile.

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!

Who does RHM have to root to get a game?

Its lovely, isn't it? Just give it all, fellas.

I saw a picture of Jordan Ayew smiling today. I then walked outside and saw the moon was dripping molten cheese, and a dog was on its hind legs walking a man on a leash.

Looks like the Necronomicon.

How dare you bring sense to the Gabby thread. Yellow card for you.

Well, my ass is east from my elbow, but it depends on which elbow and which way I am facing. Also, due to a weird natural peculiarity such as the world being round, everywhere can be either east or west. We don't have to worry about pissing on our heads, because we have this funky thing called gravity. You should have more gravity than us though, because it probably sucks more where you are.

Gaah! I meant east! No wonder I get lost easily!

Its no surprise he is doing well, and I am usually sceptical of any player being " just shit". It takes a lot of work and talent to get where they are. If it was just a matter of them walking up to a football club and saying " Hi. I want to be a footballer." and then being told " You're hired. Here's 20k a week.", then everybody would be doing it. The difference is Koeman is an excellent manager, and knows how to push the right buttons. For Villa last season, there were too many buttons along with Gueyes that needed pushing to make the lights come on, but our management was so bad, the control panel had faulty wiring. Him, along with others, didn't have a bloody chance.