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De Bruyne is a wonderful footballer. His power while running with the ball is immense

Good decision. Emi doesn’t do anything wrong there

The sponsor boards are enormous. The poor b**tards in the front four rows can’t see a thing

That cut to Olsen then…

VAR says…no penalty. Ball to face, apparently

Olsen has those crying eyes already. Like Enkleman had at the sty.

He’s looks like the kid at school who couldn’t get the proper jumper so had his mum sew the school logo on one

Showing the home fans what real support looks and sounds like

I think we need to temper our expectations. We are still establishing ourselves in the premier league. Our history in this league means nothing, especially in how the gap between top and bottom got much bigger when we were in the championship. With that in mind, our season can be summarised in one word: inconsistent. And that makes it all the more frustrating. Grealish leaving so close to the start of the season; the constant attempts to get Ings and Watkins working together; the injuries to people like Bailey and Marv; the low energy performances under SG after the new manager-bounce had got us excited; I could go on. We have no divine right to be in this league. The manager needs to show that he can get a tune out of his players next season. And perhaps he could be a tad more flexible with his system.

Got excited and rushed typing out my search: ’spniah wurovsiion wntry 2022’ Cold hands.

I’m more excited about the introduction of the word ‘attentive’ to our transfer jargon lexicon. I assume this has come from the use of the word ‘entice’ which occasionally makes an appearance. Looking forward to more sexy transfer language emerging: ‘Virile Villa to seduce Mbappe’ ’Villa bat eyelids at stunner’ ‘Gerrard beds transfer target’ ’NSWE whisper into the ear of wonderkid. Supporters aroused’ ‘Villa manager hard on Suarez’

It’s men against boys when you see him playing at full pelt. Wonderful, wonderful player.

Bye everyone

This is the thing isn’t it? SG has a ‘brand’ he wants us to okay, but you can’t just throw out the entire squad as insufficient if they don’t suit that one system

Want to make a joke about Easter, crucifixion or something but I can’t muster the energy.

SG’s man management must be shite. No belief here at all.

Midfield is a disaster. No one there

It’s Saturday: did some work in the gardens went for a run, walked the dogs. Felt good. Turned my mind to the villa: hello usual Saturday blues.

Just turned on the match. Sorry everyone.

Couldn’t put it any better. It hurts to watch it. I feel for those who went up there

A lot of individuals on that pitch with some reflecting to do. There’s no team there

Satellite link to Saudi is laggy

Midfield hasn’t been at the races

Agreed. The margins are so fine that the pseudo science of VAR and inept referees (incapable of clear and consistent decision making) have debased the thing.

The small rivulet I’m watching says there are sexy Russian ladies looking for men of exactly my age near to where I live. I know it’s dodgy but maybe more luck of me scoring there than villa if I carry on watching the match?