Seriously though, there was no such person as Noah and no Ark as the flood would have been the one in the Black Sea that happened thousands of years before the Jewish are reckoned to have become established as such.
Just like every Judeo-Christian/Muslim religion is a load of bunkum as they only copied off the Babylonians before them who copied off the Sumerians throw in some Egyptian etc etc etc.
Why won't people that claim to be christian acknowledge that if it wasn't for Constantine making Christianity the dominant religion in Roman Empire and all the history that has since past we wouldn't know about any of this.
Oh wait, I know, I was a Catholic until 14. I remember the drill. My faith protects me from your logic.