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Apparently that's the image of him celebrating his goal against us. It is: www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-uniteds-tom-cleverley-delighted-2930639

At some point we will lose a game - it's at this point we need to carry on being optimistic. If we carry on the way we are, deffo a top 10.

I'm looking forward to Liverpool. Keano, meet Balotelli. Balotelli... meet Keano.

It's at this point I'd like to post this.

Finished 1st half with 70% possession... end of match we were on 45%. Pleased with the win, but we need to work on the whole "It's the 70 minute, let's all go to s***" issue. Quality though - Gabby gets top man from me.

Bit rubbish this isn't on TV. Not sure why, when there's only 3 games on... and only 2 at 13:30. Anyway, I think we'll nick 3 points here

Inbreeding amongst City fans will reach a critical point, resulting in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. style mutants roaming the UK. The 1st Battalion, The Royal Aston Regiment (lead by Colonel Roy Keane) will take part in a great war against the mutants. The last of the mutants will be cornered at St. Andrews, where they are finished off. St. Andrews is burned to the ground. Mass Villa pissup ensues.

The scummy outer regions of Medway Ah... and it appears I'm over on my bandwidth. Bo locks.

Disappointed, but remaining positive. Let's not fall apart just yet. Looking forward to Hull on Sunday

I've tried to translate that - I'm lost I'm too poor for that lol. It was a £50 paint job I did with a roller (yeah, that thing you paint walls and ceilings with) when I found the car was rotting - obviously treating the rust and priming it all beforehand. It's just a Rat car... that has steadily got more insane. Funny you should say that... most people run away from me in car parks, as evidenced here: It makes life interesting though. I was pulled over a little while back and the Sergeant who spoke to me said with a deadly serious voice: "I've pulled you over because you have teeth on the front of your car." I bit my lip and desperately tried not laugh.

I fitted numberplate surrounds to my car (screw on) and then put the numberplate in the surround... using a hefty amount of Tiger Seal. If you wanted my numberplates, you'd have to take the whole front bumper and boot lid

I'm going to miss the match as I'll be at work (FML ) but I'll be keeping a close eye on my phone. I hope Given gets a game and I'd like to see Grealish start for a change.

WHAT THE ROCK

Sanchez's first moments immortalized: I'm looking forward to more regular appearances - if he carries on feeding the ball into the box with such precision, then we're onto a winner

Hahaha, the man is a legend - I hope he stays at Villa for a long time. With Movember / No Shave November approaching, I think all Villa fans should participate in growing a "Keano beard." Angry as **** looks optional

My match highlights (I forgot to record the 1st half )

Even the Old Bill are getting a touch of the ball

It's a photo I took of my TV - I was playing FIFA World Cup 2014 on my PS3

I had a very vivid dream last night that we beat the barcodes 3-1. Normally I don't take note of stuff like that... but having looked through my old photos today, I stumbled across this: That was taken on the 11th June, a month before the actual match. This time I'm putting money on it... just in case.

To all those who will be at VP this weekend - keep the chants going loud and strong. To those staying at home - keep the faith and will it to happen. Our luck has to change at some point. We've never been out of the Premier League - keep that in your hearts and keep the passion alive. Stats don't mean anything because that's all in the past. Look to the future!

The fact that a Premiership club won't sell speaks for itself. I keep playing the Euromillions hoping to win a massive rollover, but it's just not happening. I think we, the supporters, need to start selling our club. If we all stop moaning and start saying how awesome our club is, some billionaire might see it and buy us!

I'd go with the same setup, except I'd like to see Grealish start in place of N'Z. He's got a lot of pace and reminds me of a young Michael Owen - I want to see him get the ball on the counter-attack and push forward before the barcodes get a chance to retreat. Lad deserves a decent chance. I'm quietly optimistic for this game, but I don't reckon we'll batter them. I'll give it another 1-0 as long as Guzan doesn't do anything bloody stupid.