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Your only saying that because I didn't spoon you and whisper sweet 90's technical wrestling terms in your ear.

She's blatantly getting some garnish on the side without ol' Sloth Fratelli knowing.

**** 21! Get out there and leave a sloppy, vile, fleshy trail of clunges broken, beaten & scarred. Hang out the back of as much axe wounds as you can. Not even a hint of 'can i call in a few days'?... just smash, ****, destroy and on to the next bit of lady garden. Im talking things you'll tell your mates that'll make them sick, make Rob blush, ****, if youve done a proper job then maybe even offend yourself when you reflect on them. Then you'll be over your ex, once its out of your system and your testes are pumping out jizz dust, give yourself a month to cool off and then think about looking for a relationship.

Bit borderline that one if I must say so myself.

Edit: deleted. Possibly could be taken the wrong way (Oo-er).

Cockney word removed's.

Ahhh stickers. "Has anyone got Ruel Fox? I'll give you Dennis Irwin, Phil Babb and four Efan Ekoku's"! Those were the days.

Tesco, in store though as they still have the £27 pm offer that has now ended on line. Be quick. My tesco only had 3 left.

Now in possession of a galaxy gear, getting messages stealthily while my boss doesn't realise is awesome. Really impressed with it tbh. Not mind blowing in any sense but as a first attempt it has surprised me with just how good and functional it is. Looks lovely too.

You'd be first to face the firing squad in my new world order for comments like that.

Where do you live? The three bears house? Have Mommy Bear's breakfast tomorrow.

Dont pelt me with abuse but I had to paws fur a moment then to understand what you were saying.

Milk if using a cheapo teabag or if im having a few rich tea biscuits. Without if its a blend to savour. No sugar ever.

...and StigVillan.

How slow VT is at night. Everyone in bed?

So the missus has been talking marriage. Just in general I think (I hope!). If I was Indian we would have been married ages ago where as im laid back and would quite happily give it a couple of years yet but out of respect for her & her parents I thought I'd compromise and give it a year or a bit longer. I'm thinking by her birthday this year we will have been going out for approx a year and a half. Its going down that road anyway (unless Jenny is leaving it to the last minute to knock at my door!) but is it too soon? Its weird, in her culture we would be married ages ago but normally, people take what? 2-3 years or even longer to ask? I am a tad confused. I'm not even sure in what context she brought it up.

Oh right, never knew th....wait a minute... You scoundrel!

Yeah rugby is ok, not the best of sports IMO, bit boring and anticlimactic. I remember having fun playing Jonah Lomu Rugby back in the day on my PlayStation. No idea what the rules were but it was still a good game. Kind of like rugby's version of Brian Lara Cricket. Wait a minute... Bible class?! Oh dear.

That FFX/X2-HD says its 22.6gb, I have 40gb spare... "There is not enough available free space". Now I'm deleting more stuff and most stuff deletes fine but a couple are taking ages to delete. Grrrrrrrrrr!

You need a car. I've heard ford focus's are quite good.

Middle left looks like Dan Ackroyds daughter in coneheads.

Strange thing to say in your head while thinking about the office.

Erm....

Still waiting Mr P. Whack.

Was? I was going to argue against this but with a dejected sigh I realised you were right. The missus agreed with you too.