Thick people are very often doomed to failure, even if fate deals them some good cards along the way.
They frequently show poor judgement, fail to learn from their mistakes, indulge themselves when caution is better advised and struggle to understand that they and only they are to blame for the choices they make.
Intelligent people do all this shit too of course, but are blessed with a single get out jail card - their brain. Life just ain't fair sometimes.
However much he works out, Gabby will always have a flabby noggin.
In the bin.