Dom_Wren

try another couple: me and the missus and my old footy coach

Will do Rob, You still @ rantinrob@blueyonder.co.uk ? I will do it tonight!

ok I tried to post a pic, you know to motivate the newer posters, and it was mahoosive, nobody wants to see me that close up! tried to mess with it, but bollocks if it didnt work. Or wank. My bad. :oops:

wank

drinking a nice glass of Dewar's special reserve scotch. been on the ale all day, so a nice way to wind down.

Du Nelson Du Mandela's at hooters then some Heinekens. Headache tha morrow.

Thanks General, Does anybody have the # for Nicky?

General, I will be flying in from the US for the Fulham game, is there a dedicated email/phone/website to obtain tickets for overseas fans? Cheers Dom

Kin hell! dont blame you for taking to the lemonades tonight mate!

affligem tripel.....$6.99 for a mahoosive bottle, bloody hell its nice.

Shaun Teale and his wife, were very good family friends, i used to knock around with his lad, when he played for Weymouth, then he went to Bournemouth and i was in class at school when he signed for villa, chuffed was an understatement, went and visited him and everything! Apparently my Uncle roadied for Black Sabbath Played against Giggsy's bother My missus Aunty is good friends with the Hicks from Liverplop I am the only coach in SC youth soccer history to win a club and high school state championship in the same season....done it twice.....in the last 3 years

I remember being round the back of the bowling alley with the a 2 litre bottle of Super strongbow. Havent been able to drink it for 15 years. LR i wont tell you about it! Dont want to put you off. If you like Cider, Rob's your man to give you the best stuff Tonight i drank, Sappro, a lovely Japanese beer and Boddingtons. nice.

How bout scoring a hat-trick in front of the Holte and then going to your mansion to drink champers and bang your supermodel missus. Oh how i miss those days.

That Mike, is not a bad idea at all!

By Dom I thought id give everybody a report from the away end Vs Chelski. Having flown home from America to England for the first time in 5 years and having not seen the villa play for at least 10, it was with a touch of anticipation that i was looking forward to this game. In fact you could say i was BUZZING! My Finacee had flown over for the xmas period and id managed to get 2 tcikets off Tony aka villaintony, who´d priority posted them to me so i would have them in time. Villa fans in legend shocker eh! Well on to the day itself, wearing no colours as i was travelling from poole on the coach and would be in London overnight we arrived at London Victoria coach station, hopped on the tube to Fulham broadway and moseyd on round for a bit before settling into the Shed for a pre math soak up of the pre match build up and atmosphere. Warm up Taylor out first with the GK coach and doing some losener exercises which basically consisted of some keepy ups! Carson out next, and looked very focused. Seemed a good bond between the two GK´s and the coach. Then the boys came out, subs in a little 4vs 1keep away drill, the starters being allowed to do what they wanted before being brought in to do some warm up jogging and stretching. was suprised to see big john Carew wearing tracksuit bottoms, but ill let you tell him hes a big tart, hes bloody mahoooosive! Ashely looks 12, and they all looked very relaxed, funniest part was Laursen, tearing off on a full 65 yard full out sprint after warm ups, bloody crazy vikings. Game Boys came out and looked very composed and focused first 20 mins all over them, and that was without Young really being in the game, Gabby was quality and we were looking to find him at every opportuinty, as Cole was shitting himself whenever Gabby picked up the ball with space to run at him. The first goal was a lovely move that nearly didnt happen as it took Mellbergs little toe poke to keep the moementum going. Watching Shaun maloney think 3 passes ahead with his moevement to ghost into space was quality, and Big johnns knock down had the Chelski back four chasing shadows. 1 to nil. Then the game went a bit dead, chelski had a couple of half chances that Englands numer 1 dealt with comfortably. There really looked no danger when Maloney who looked like he was just moseying along on the wing, cut inside an launched a pacey daisy cutter straight into Cechs grateful arms, but oh wait the GK spazzed out and threw it into the back of his own net. 2 to nil. I didnt time the stoppage time, im sure someone can point out wether the ref went tover his supposed 2 mns, but it felt like an age. From our viewpoint up high with a nice view, the Peno, Was never a peno, Ballack dived extremely theatrically, it was never a red card, carson would have got the ball, oh and Ballack is a cheating word removed. 2 to 1. Half time. After the break you just knew Chelski were gonna come out after us and they did just that. Playing with big JC up top after the red card had to be done, but we were just not getting any support to him, and in turn were being pinned in. Not much to say about Shvas goal, lovely, but prob could have been closed down better. Alex ran thru rather easily, hes a bloody center back! 3 to 2. A free kick sublimely served from Ashley, Laursen evading all the defenders and a lovely shin volley into the corner, Cech left stranded, 3 to 3, oh hello weve got a match on here. Carvahlos red cad dint look that bad during the game, but watching it on match of the day, he should have been hung, drawn, and quartered, it was a shcoking challenege, and as one poster has already said, hes lucky not to be in plaster casts today. another Chelski cheating word removed. Ballacks, free kick, we all knew was going to go in, as it was from another phantom call from the ref who was conned by Joe Coles theatrics. 4 to 3. Last minute heroics in the box from villa, who resisted the temptation to just shoot and worked a nice ball to Gabby who had his header save by Cole on the line. Handball, no doubt, even if the ref was never gonna give it, thank you Lino. Gaz Baz, no worries, 4 to 4. ta very much. Cole sent off, nice bit of icing on the cake. The fans I dont know how many were there that post on here, but i cannot even put into words how immense our fans were or are should i say. From minute 1 to minute 90, no matter what the score was they got behind the lads. Proper fans for a proper team. I love living in America, but getting involved with all the lads today, made me want to move back, absofuckinglutely mental they were. from the Gabby to Carew to reo cokcer to MON chants, all absolutely brilliant. The icing on the cake was the whole away end chanting weve got the special one, youve got the fat one, at a silly fat cockney in a white jacket that was giving it large ones, we took the piss out of him all game, and it was **** class. My missus said it best when she said that it was like 3000 smart arses in one small space having the time of there lives. It certainly was the time of my life. Thanks all, I will not leave it 10 years before i see the villa play again! Cheers Dom

That is excellent stuff. Thanks General.

Blandy, Always enjoy reading your honest match reports. Ta very much. Up the Villa! Cheers Dom

kin hell, thats some goal that.

Just a gaffing!

If this works, cheers to LV for the help (read the thread!). 2nd from left with my missus. Zig!

chips and cheeses is ace. As well as chips, cheese and beans.

How can you not like chips! 'Kin ace chips are! Bloody Yanks dont have a scooby! Shoestring french fries me Arse. Give me big thick Chips with salt and vinegar red sauce/brown sauce/curry sauce/gravy. Ta!

Brilliant!

Ace read Rob and Ace pic. Good work fellas.

top stuff CV, im going for 0-2 as well with the big fella getting both. Off Young assists.