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Dom_Wren

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  1. hed still probably finish anything inside the penalty box even now.
  2. A teacher gives her class an assignment for the weekend. The assignment is to come up with a paragraph with the word contagious in it. When they get back to class she asks who has a story. top of the class Jenny raises her hand and the teacher asks her to continue. "well"says Jenny "my brother had the measles this weekend and we didn't know if it was contagions." "excellent" the teacher says...."anybody else?" she looks at little johnny and says "ok Johnny you tell us your story" "well" Johnny says "I was sitting on the steps of my house with my dad watching the next door neighbor. " Little Johnny pauses "go on the teacher says" "well" johnny says "he was painting the front of his house with a one inch thick paintbrush." johnny pauses again. "carry on johnny" says the teacher. "well" says Johnny "my dad turned round to me and told me its going to take that word removed ages to paint his house"
  3. I know were talking about choocy bars, but i used to abso f**king lutely love me some strawberry Bon Bons, COME ON FOR THE BON BONS!
  4. JPA, the wee columbian wizard that he is.
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