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try a nice bit of Casu Marzu (it's ok, you can google it)

Prolly cos of that cartoon earlier in the week. Daily Mali deserves whatever it gets.

The absolute basic, day 1 MP's salary without any weightings. no little extra portfolio, no allowances or expenses etc. is £67,000. This is why some people would rather win a seat in parliament than argue over the finer points of principle and direction for a political party. Let's bag the £67k then, later, we can have a moral and philosophical discussion on shoot to kill and access to allotments.

I have found the secret message, where's my prize? oh.....

We need to smash the power of the junior doctors. Personally, I've been stock piling plasters and bandages. We'll treat ourselves and let the headstrong militant bastards rot on their extremist nutjob picketlines trying to blackmail the hard working politicians of this country. Stick it to 'em JH, I can't believe they have the cheek to want a salary that would be almost a third of what you earn, the robbing little bastards. Work it, JH, work it like the Chinese.

What's the services down the M5 heading towards Exeter, the one around about by Minehead / Cheddar ish sort of area? Anyway, I was in there once a couple of years ago. I'd had a very satisfactory pee, zipped up and had turned around to select a whb to rinse my hands. Before I had that split second to pick a sink the entire tiled wall of sinks burst inwards. There was a hell of a loud bang, porcelain and plaster burst across the room and span across the floor. The dust settled. There, where the sinks used to be, was a bus driver. Still in his bus.

I never go in the eastbound one, oddly enough. East is always Chievely or Reading.

You can still play glory holes at home, Membury Services is getting risky.

awful **** shouty bickering

with untreatable strains of gonorrhea now emerging, sticking your dick in unknown holes is always going to entail some risk

CD player acquired and added in to my little corner. Grabbed the closest CD, Simon and Garfunkel, just to check it was wired up ok and actually worked - played the whole thing. All those years and Sound of Silence still does something. It was the fave song of some bird I met 30 or so years ago. Need to tidy up some cables and add another tier of specialist audiophile Ikea hifi stack system plus some task lighting.

Equal treatment isn't the same as paying the same tax though, I mean treating people with equal respect, not just people with money. Some people in the fortunate position of having more money should contribute more, financially. After all, if we agree the poor should not pay tax on their £8,000 income, we can't really have the rich not paying tax on their £80,000. Can we?

With the rich, it's not just how much you want to tax them, it's more about how much they decide they have to pay not to get a bothersome letter from the tax man asking them if they wouldn't mind paying a little more as it appears they might have been cheating. Scum can owe £100 and will get sanctioned. Millionaires can owe millions and will be asked to please pay a bit more, when convenient. Just getting equal treatment would be a leap forward.

I work in a little office next to River Cafe in Hammersmith every once in a blue moon. Very nice area, relaxed, couple of nice pubs, river walks and close enough to tube / Westfield / M4. What's not to like?

So you're saying they have to conform to our cultural way of doing things? As a general point not aimed at anyone, I think it will be quite some time before 'english football fans' (if we are going for grand stereotypes) can claim any moral high ground on respect.

I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid.

yep, similar situation here Currently a bit of a 3 way split, Plaid / Labour / No vote I'll decide based on policies closer to the actual day, rather than making my mind up already! I like to give everyone a fair chance.

I'm comforted that I can expect all 75 million people in Turkey to be the same, should I ever encounter any of them.

should I be this excited?

Step 6 of the Reverend D Wayne Love's 12 step plan to being a member of his church? Already there mate. Step One You gotta consider yourself completely powerless under me, the Reverend D. Wayne Love. Step Two You figure that's just gotta be jelly 'cos jam just don't shake like that. Step Three Make a searching inventory of all your good shit. Step Four Inventory taken, hand it all willingly over to me. Step Five Having divined I am the real thing, get down on your knees. Step Six And humbly ask me to kindly remove your underpants. Step Seven And make ready for me to do my thing. Step Eight Naked now, you're ready to understand my kind of loving. Step Nine Lovin' men, lovin' women, lovin' all God’s creatures. Step Ten Your divestments complete, I may or may not be turned on by you. Step Eleven If I am turned on by you, I probably think you're about ready to become... Step Twelve ... a lowly little reverend. Just making your way, day by day in the congregation. Hustling for a dollar here, a dollar there. Bringing it all back to me, the all powerful, the all mighty, the all wise, the Reverend D Wayne Love. He's actually a very deep thinking man. Going to get my next dose of enlightenment and conciousness expansion in about 2 weeks time.

So, if I'm way off the mark, what is the minimum percentage of face you find acceptable? I will just repeat, I don't like the niqab and I'd prefer them not to be worn. But my questions above would need answering if we decide to persuade people not to wear them. You'll need to prescribe what's the least I can expose. Could you chat to me if I had glasses and a baseball cap? My winter football dress code is a docker coat, collar turned up, black cashmere scarf pulled up bank robber stylee, glasses and a bucket hat down over the rim of my glasses. It's a classic look. What's the minimum I would need to remove for us to have a half time chat?

See, I have the warm glow of knowing that if the shit really hits the fan, David Cameron will, without hesitation, do exactly as he's told.

I suspect they are jihadi suicide sandals.