Paddywhack

7 minutes ago, Tayls said:

That’s what I do  

I have the same issue, copying and pasting gif links never works on my iPhone.

8 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

@Rob182 and I have been wanting rid of @Paddywhack for years mate.

As long as you're not a total, useless idiot, you can join our gang, no worries.

And we can't really go on the piss because @Rob182 can't drink more than 3 pints without being sick.  He's a real pussy, and not a good one you can stick your fingers in an that.  More of a blue waffle pussy, if you get my drift.

Also, we used to sit in the pub playing Pokémon, which I used to hate, but did because they did it.  

You'd be better off without us cramping your style tbh.

You always do this. Any sign of me making a new friend and you scare them away!!

6 hours ago, Mark Albrighton said:

You’ll see it when you see it. Took me 30 seconds to a minute.

Haha so stupid. Why would you need glass windows when you already have a peep hole?

That’s just reminded me.. at Christmas, I got given an envelope voucher thingy for the Physician in Edgbaston. The idea is you can only open it when the bill comes and that’s when you find out if you’ve got 25%, 50% or 100% off the food bill for up to 6 people.

I thought it was a cool idea and was looking forward to it, but @lapal_fan and @Rob182 said it was a shit idea and they called me a massive c***.

I’m not sure if that last bit was anything to do with the voucher, they might have just meant generally.

1 hour ago, chrisp65 said:

My nan’s TV had the coin box and turn key.

When my dad had enough money he bought it outright for her, which essentially meant he was given the key for the coin box so he could remove it and just feed the same 10p coin through over and over again.

The boy done good by his mum.

I imagine there was a few people who managed to fiddle with them to stop them cutting off?

Imagine getting poo anywhere else on your body and just wiping it off with a bit of tissue. Anywhere else and you’d scrub with soap and hot water.

We all have very little respect for our bumholes.

6 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

Assuming nothing changes and we go ahead with the new crest, then we'll probably get to the 25 years mark of having a badge that most villa fans hate.

We've got used to the Lerner one now, especially the updated version, but the vote for the new crest showed that the vast majority of villa fans don't like it. And that came in what... 18 or 19 years ago?

 

It's just a shame more than anything else that for such a huge portion of our lives most of us aren't proud of the badge

Well that's terrifying 

1 hour ago, bobzy said:

Despite having the most fantastic improvement since Emery came in, I’ve still got “old Villa” inside me.

So, whilst it absolutely wouldn’t surprise me at all if we won both games, there’s that voice saying “yeah, but Everton are galvanised and playing well after their points deduction and Newcastle will have a load of their first team players back”. I wish he’d go away

Can’t vote in poll, but 4 or 6 (obviously) points would be great. I think we may win one and lose one, though.

It’s that voice…

Yeah, I'm the same. I've always thought myself as being quite positive when it comes to Villa, because I don't really moan or get angry, but I've definitely got that "we're probably going to lose, anyway" attitude in me.

West Brom v Wolves might be happening and it didn’t get a mention.

1 hour ago, Wainy316 said:

Yep I'm in the wife's a teacher club too

Rubbish isn’t it? At least on the plus side…no, no I can’t think of one.

12 minutes ago, Genie said:

I loved the days when my kids were pre-school. We went in so many holidays outside of term time and they were dirt cheap. Great times!

As I said, my wife’s a teacher. I’ve probably got another 30 years of expensive holidays. 

It was extra incentive for me to book my flights and hotel in Athens in May in the hope Villa get to the final. A little holiday by myself either way.

It was only once I booked it I realised it was in half term. I can’t escape it!

9 minutes ago, Xela said:

Joey Barton with a few choice things to say on X about female pundits again. 

I think he might have the world’s smallest penis

My 64 year old mom text me last night because she was getting an error message she didn’t understand when trying to install Microsoft Teams on her phone.

I asked her why she needed Microsoft Teams and she said her work have updated their systems and she was required to download it. She said most of her colleagues have been having trouble installing it too. 

She works in a supermarket. Stacking shelves and working checkouts. Microsoft Teams. On their own devices. In a supermarket. Stacking shelves. Sat on checkouts. Required. 

What kind of c*#*%!<*{ has rolled this out?

42 minutes ago, BOF said:

Come on spreadsheet man. We want scores.

Nah, come on, we don’t. Whoever bicks named is the winner, I trust him. Let’s all move on now.

I scrolled past it on Facebook earlier thinking it was a crappy fan made one. I hate it.

I know we’ve been over this, some people don’t mind the lion facing right on this seasons badge*, but it really bothers me when I see it, it’s just looks wrong to me. It’s miles better than this AI generated one though. 

*”this seasons badge” haha what a ridiculous thing to have to say.

39 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said:

For the briefest of respites, the seemingly endless football ceased on Christmas Day 1914 and men from both sides put aside their differences to celebrate the festive season, by choosing to kill each other with whatever weaponry was available to them at the time. 

Once the Christmas bloodshed had finished, the men returned to the futility of the football with a few of the players finding a quiet moment to reflect on their situation in the form of poetry.

I very much enjoyed this @Mark Albrighton, bravo! 

Nah guys, come on, I’ve won fair and square. @bickster’s word is final. It’s my trophy!!! Hands off! 

Anfield silent. And then Newcastle scored.

I’d like to say I was surprised to log in here and see people moaning.

I think there was an awful lot of white snow on the Upper Holte today. Bell end central.