Paddywhack

It took Sony 30 years to sell less than 250,000 Walkman's.

It took Apple 10 years to sell 300 Million iPods.

Apple has become a household brand. Pretty much everyone i know has some sort of Apple product in their house.

R.I.P Steve.

R.I.P Steve. I shall probably forever be buying your products

The girl who sits next to me at work. Her party trick is going cross-eyed and so performs this wonderfully unique act whenever the conversation or opportunity allows her to. Probably once a day. Then, with her face remaining static, she waits patiently for a gasp, perhaps an audible 'what the -, but how?' and finally an applause from me or any other member of her targeted audience. As a result, she always looks disappointed when I grant her that forever decreasing, near non-existent polite smile. I feel one day I may have a black out and come back round to a scene not to dissimilar from one in The Demolition Man

I'm usually one of the rare 'glass half full' people you get on here, but that wasn't just an awful performance, it was also a snoozefest zzzzzz

'A possibilty' according to Redknapp. Take that as a yes then

I'll probably put more of an effort in to give him a warm welcome, the anti McLeish lot have been doing my head in since the protests to be honest. I've heard 'Gordan Cowan's Claret and Blue Army' being sung a few times already, really made me cringe. I'm 99% sure McLeish is going to work wonders for this club

I'm really not, I never wash, I stink. But I draw the line at a top end of middle-aged woman gobbing on every piece of paper I have to touch five days a week

Yet its ok to stick your tallywhacker in some bird you've known for 1 hour on a night out?

Bleurgh, disgusting. No thank you. I'm fine on my own with my double purpose hand sanitizer

When people lick their thumb to help them turn pages. Why does that happen? Who said that was okay? Loads of people do it at work on files that a lot of other people have to touch.

I work in a bank with Rob182, I'm sure he has a few.

One that springs to mind for me was a 'Mrs P Enis'. I've never seen any names as weird as your examples though, where do you work??

And you're right, best part of my job too

Mat Kendrick

Shay Given will have his medical this weekend and, all being well, will be confirmed as #avfc No.1 signing by Monday.

At five O'clock I thought we were on the verge of signing N'Zogbia, I get home and log on three hours later expecting another 20+ pages to read through...but we're still on exactly the same page

What I don't understand is, if this is a Liverpool scarf. why isn't it red?

colourblind?

anyway, looks real but club say fake....I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Looks like claret to me?

Looks like a West Ham scarf?

Yeah, I thought that. Looks nothing liek the liverpool badge. Also, there are four left hands in the picture and only three people

Two things always bother me.

1. If you have your eyes removed what do you see? Because if you close your eyes you 'see' black. So surely you would 'see' nothing. How can you see nothing?

2. What came first? The menstrual cycle or the month?

The stupidity of some people. There's a woman at work who just complained we are being charged £1 for one raffle ticket instead of getting a strip of 5. I can't be bothered to explain to her that her chances of winning are exactly the same

I have it on very good authority that Alex Mcleish will be the next manager. Selly Oak branch I believe

Bent is brilliant at sticking a pen in the corner of the goal, they are sometimes saved though.

So hard to pick the man of the match for me. A good all round display from the lads

My mates dads uncle wrote 'Its a long way to Tipperary'. Oh, I shit you not

It's clearly an act. Sorry chaps.

That Pilkington chap is kind of the nauses

He's a genius who just happens to be living in the wrong time 8)

No, he's an act. A very obvious, very simple and very tiresome act.

If you mean act in the literal sense then boy oh boy, I'm going to be angry

Was Steve Stone a right back? I thought he played midfield

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up, suck it off