Paddywhack

Aaaaaaaahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaha

ahahahahahhahaa

I’m rattled, proper rattled.

pwwaaaaaahahhaha

I'm suprised we've only done one remake of the 1981-83 home kit, in 2013.

It's nicer than I remembered too, just ruined by the Macron men. And the sponsor. And the collars a bit odd. 

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

On 13/04/2024 at 21:14, Xela said:

Article this morning on the BBC about the disappearance of Little Chef's from our roads. They mentioned their "famous" Olympic Brekkie.

Looking at it, if they'd invested in ramekins, thy might still be trading. 

One for the boring thread, but there used to be a little chef by me in Halesowen when I was a kid, on Manor Way off the M5. I don’t think I ever went in, but as a thick kid, the name fascinated me. I imagined one little chef cooking for everyone.

It must have been closed for over 30 years now, but the derelict sign is still there and every time I drive past it I think something interesting like “That’s where that poor little chef used to work”.

11 hours ago, andyjsg said:

Superb!! Looked wet.

Had a few club members do it, one of them had a marathon debut and 2nd place - ridiculous!!

No, this was in Newport, it was lovely and sunny. I’ve got a nice tan haha

The cost of everything is getting ridiculous nowaways. £90k to call someone a nonce? I don't think I can afford to do it anymore.

Condiments that say ‘once opened, consume within 4 weeks’, how long you giving it?

I’ve just had a dollop of Reggae Reggae from last summer.

I love this man. 

I’d probably hate him if he didn’t wear a Villa shirt though.

Ref’s a bellend 

Just now, deeps said:

Handball my ass 

Kinky 

4 hours ago, RunRickyRun said:

Any excuse to post this:

(context - Norm appears at the ESPY sports awards after OJ had lost the civil case and all his sports trophies were being seized as collateral)

 

I love Norm.

O.J Simpson.

Good.

Fake or not, seeing that badge makes me angry. I hate Chris Heck.

LOLOLOLOL what a funny little club.

3 minutes ago, il_serpente said:

Did his teacher reassure him that you do but it’s just very small?

Hmm, I’m not sure. It’s the first thing I’m bringing up at parents evening though, so to speak.

Yeah, my dad’s mate took me to quid a kid at st Andrew’s when I was 8 or 9. My first ever football match,  Blues v Tranmere around 1994/95.

Even their schemes fail, we’re all Villa fans.

I came out of Villa Park after the Spurs game saying I never wanted to see Zaniolo in Villa shirt ever again.

I’m a dickhead.

Claret shorts = guaranteed win.

1 minute ago, Leeroy said:

Emery obviously hasn’t learned, we’ve been twatted by Newcastle, Liverpool and Tottenham already this season, we don’t need another hammering. 
 

I was going to watch but hardly seeing what point there is now. You don’t play a shite team against these unless you want to get smashed.

I know yeah! Why hasn’t emery learnt not to let Martinez get ill, the silly sod.