leemond2008

Pissed off man, my eye's have been stinging me to **** since saturday and I went the doctors yesterday, **** wonderfull I have got viral conjuntivitis. because its viral they cant give me **** all for it, I have just gotta wait for it to run its course. I am sitting here all day staring at my squeen with little slinty red eyes the bird that sits opposite me said that I look like a mole that has just come out of its hole into the sunlight **** killing me though man

BWAHAHAHAHA I haven't had one slip yet and normally I go a rite pisser as soon as there is the tiniest bit of ice on the floor...I'll go arse over tit now as soon as I set foot outside wont I

I saw two paedophiles outside clearing the snow off the paths earlier....Garry Gritter and Jimmy Shovel

A few years ago I went to Newcastle and there was at least 1ft of snow and I went the whole 3 days that I was there without so much as skidding, got back to brum and got a taxi home from new street station, took one step out of the taxi and done a **** double somersault on the tiniest bit of ice you could wish for.

I took a look at the galaxy but they are fooking massive and for what I need a phone for I just thought I would stick with what I know nah I needed to upgrade and I have got it for next to nothing so I'm happy just a **** ball ache trying to set it up, jesus just getting the most recent copy of Itunes is proving to be a nightmare

Yeah you can definitely see where the comparisons come from, I thought his first book ''my work is not yet done'' was great, a few Clive Barker type moments in it as well I have read the first 2 or 3 stories from Teatro Grottesco and they are pretty good, really **** strange the second one is (the one about the town manager)

Nah it is that specific book that couldn't be replaced, someone bought it for me and it had a message wrote inside the cover, its silly I know but its one of them little things that I would have liked to have held onto

So I have upgraded my phone...I am now the proud owner of a brand new Iphone 5......what does it do that is different to the Iphone 3??? Phones dont really bother me, I call, text, look on the sky sports news app and jump on the internet everynow and again I only upgraded it because my last one was **** and wouldn't charge properly Now I am wondering if they are worth the riots that happened in China when they first came out

ordered this the other day its supposed to be pretty **** up Damon is a novel, written by Charles Terry Cline, Jr.,[1] about a four year old boy named Damon who begins to rapidly develop sexually into the equivalent of a full grown man. While still in the body of a four year old boy, excepting his genitalia, he quickly becomes a predator to every female that comes within his grasp: his playmates, his nurse, and even his own mother. At the same time he exhibits immensely bizarre psychological abilities including some of the seemingly super-natural variety, such as telepathy and remote viewing. In one instance, he uses his remote viewing ability to watch a rescue group discover the body of a neighboring young girl he violently raped and left to die. The question for the protagonist doctor working closely on the case becomes, is Damon possessed by the mind of a sexual psychopath? Or is his body simply the victim of a logical but strange, purely physical malady?

Nah I was only in there for 10/15 seconds and me dad was up there as well, I was more concerned about the dog to be honest especially when she came up underneath the ice so she would have been ****, as it happens she was probably in there for less time than me. Makes you understand though when people say that just a minute in icy water can kill you because it literally paralyses you almost instantly **** horrible, next time I'll just throw a snorkel in for the dog instead

What do you get if you cross a retard dog and a frozen pond???? you get a very wet and cold Leemond. thats rite folks on saturday my dog in her infinite wisdom thought it would be a good laugh if she went for a walk on the ice on our pond....**** idiot she went straight through, luckily I was up the garden at the time so I waited to see where she came back up and she came up under the ice, there was **** all else for me to do except jump in after her I went straight through the ice dragged her to the side and my dad pulled her out then he had to pull me out because even though I was only in there for about 15 seconds I could barely **** move the pond is 5 1/2 ft deep I had to jump in the shower for about 20 minutes trying to warm myself up afterwards, the dog was fine though as I say she is a **** idiot

I'm in Erdington and it literally hasn't stopped for a second, it is still going now, dwindling down slowly but still going.

My mate has just gone home and I am now left with (after drinking 2 bottles of wine) 1/2 bottle jagermeister 2 cans of red stripe and a can of premier When I am in this sort of mood it's horrible cuz I love nothing more than drinking on my own but my mind goes to horrible places if that makes sense. **** it

My fridge has (and this is the complete and utter contents of it nothing added and nothing omitted) 1/2 jar of lemon curd that has been in tree for at least 6 months 1 can of carling premier, 1 bottle of jagermeister (my freezer freezes it which I though was impossible but it turns it into a kind of slush puupy version of jagermeister) and one bottle of coke which has pretty much frozen solid I also have 4 cans of red stripe to put in there but my flat is so cold I'm just lettin them chill on the side for a bit

Just got home...well I say "just" I stopped off and had a quick pint in my local first, I didn't even attempt the busses and got the train which was delayed by 1/2 hour so it wasn't too bad The managers told us we could leave at 4.05pm and expected us to give them a **** round of applause or something, we were the last **** in the building

I work near Colmore row and we are still at work, pissed off I am, apparently there has been a big crash on the aston expressway so my busses will be **** and everywhere is at a stand still on the way out of town will they let us go early...will they **** the reason's I have heard so far have been ''If we let you go now and you slip and break your leg then the company will be liable for it'' upon hearing the roads were at a stand sill ''well there you go then if you stay here till 5 then the roads mite be clear so there is no point in you leaving now'' bastards, as I said I'm not bothered about going early but if I am going to struggle to get back then year I wanna get out as early as possible

there is going to be a meeting in 1/2 hour at travel west midlands or whatever you call it to decide what to do about the busses, I'll post on here as soon as I get news of what it is aston expressway is at a standstill apparently

where have these rumours originated from? someone here is married to a bus driver (or something like that) and he is keeping her updated on all that sort of stuff

I'll admit I hadn't looked at that, I thought I would just ask the question and get someone to provide a link to save myself the bother of searching for the site on google

my fridge is cold and white...thats all I know about it

I am hearing from everywhere that places are closing and people are being sent home anyone else working in town who has been told if they will be leaving early? and is there any websites that give you updates on busses and shit like that? I'm not all that bothered about going home early as long as I can get home when I finish work, last time I had to walk home and it took 3 1/2 hrs to get back

Yup I have heard that as well, also heard that there may be some more trouble on the horizon for Mr Gavin in the forseable future that is not related to that

Yeah looking forward to the Salido fight, thats tomorrow isn't it, and old Frankie Gavin is fighting as well isn't he the blue nose bastard