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Folk who refer to the Nike logo as a "tick" mark. It is not...it is called a "swoosh stripe", NOT a tick. Think I need to get out a bit more

Radio wm footy phone in....insomuch that there are regular callers,some of whom honestly believe that we actually give a toss about their opinions. In particular, terry in stirchley (wba), paul in castle vale (small heath "knoworramean franksy ?") but the one who really gets on my norks is some schoolboy called Si or Simon (villa) who has this know it all attitude at the age of probably 14 & gives the impression that he is some kind of oracle on all things villa. Go do your homework instead of calling in. Sorry if this upsets anyone who knows him personally....believe me i would hate him if he supported anyone else. What i want to say is dont give the same old people airtime. Harumph :-(

Might've been mentioned already but watching that TV programme Man vs Food on Dave or Deja Vue or whatever.....jeez.....now THAT is some serious chowing goin on :shock:

Filth! on the youtube clip where she was a soccerette on Soccer AM during her uni days, her cajungas are actually fairly average... yet now you can bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard.. its a mystery... i reckon its a case for the sexual Poirot that is Rob She knocked a sprog out, i am sure a while back. Perhaps that explains her curves now. Her other half is that "talented" talkshite presenter sam matterface. As milfs go....i would ;-)

The name Nii Lamptey just popped in to my head. Just hoping if he does sign then thats where the similarity ends.

Short term, do a job. Do u really think any of our pussyfooted forwards would get stuck in where it matters ? The scenarios Davies creates could lead to opportunities in the box. Doubt Bent gives too much of a toss; wants it all to his feet. Delfouneso ? Weimann ?? Gabby ? Hmmm....

Kevin Davies @ bolton. Think we need a no nonsense approach in the box, setting stuff up. Sorry but Bent dont exactly put himself out does he ?

Henry Blofeld.....Henry **** Blofeld !! The thing that really pisses me off about him is when he commentates as a delivery is on its way.......he pretty much always says..."He's in....he's there...he bowls.." Why say "in" AND "there" ??? It's the same **** thing !!! I reckon just leave it at "he bowls". We'd all get the picture from that. I reckon he's trying to emulate Brian Johnston - a proper character & great commentator. Sorry Blowers, your witterings about pigeons flying past, no. 11 buses in the distance & good old hetty smith from andover & her chocolate cakes at tea time just aint funny, ya badgering old fool !!

Not sure I agree 100% on this. Surely they took up a pitch to make a killing....i mean, of all industires catering has one of the best profit margins & I am sure they would crank up their prices for the 2 weeks as well. You only have to go to music festivals & get charged £5 for a moody burger at Glasto or such like. If they agreed to donate half their profits to charity well that's different...but i doubt they did.

This. Hawksbee is a comic genius...andy jacobs is a talentless moanin' one eyed chavski fan who is riding on hawksbee's coat tails. Anyway..on a similar vein, this REALLY pisses me off....the way that moron ian abrahams tries to shoe horn his beloved wet spam in to every sports bulletin..transfer speculation as west ham chase an african nobody for £8m, playing in france (who gives a **** ?)....that's bad enough but he even tries to mention wet spam in such tenuous ways..."Swindon boss Paolo Di Canio reckons his team will do well this year. The ex west ham legend...blah blah blah..." and "england knocked out of euro 2012 by the former west ham striker diamante..." even to such ridiculous things such as "former west ham legend alvin martin took a massive dump in the talk shite toilets today.." And as for the Andy Carroll to west ham "stories"...." AAAAAAAAAARRGH !! Well anyway, you get my drift. I know he is a shite journo but for **** sake man, ur unfunny, fat & boring.....he is another reason i want to see them go back down, along with porno dwarf, wolfie & kazza the slag. If it wasnt for Hawksbee i wouldnt listen to the station.

McGrath's testimonial was in a different era in football terms and the publicity and promotion it was given was relatively low key, if I recall correctly. In this era of Premier League football being far more global and with the internet and heightened media attention, a testimonial for Gabby, marketed correctly, could pull in a much bigger crowd. It could be tied in with a summer friendly match against a top European club, too. If done well it would pull in thousands. (On another note, I just wanted to say how the Blues supporters were superb all those years ago and they gave McGrath a great reception on his big day. That's always stuck with me.) I stewarded that night & to be fair to the noses that showed up, they gave him a great reception when he thanked them for coming along. Didnt have to and given their bitter, jealous hatred of us, it was a nice surprise.

Folk who dont look you in the eye when shaking your hand. Dont trust em.

that ****' trumpet fanfare that seems to be popping up everywhere....rugby world cup....cricket & now olympics. Everyone cheers as it is played every 10 minutes....jeeez !!!!

Thank you !!!! That was tbe paraguayan bird i was on about !! Good work fella !!

I took a pic of a cracking paraguayan bird, alomst bursting out of her red blouse as she walked in....shame i cant post it directly from my pc Hope others can recall that vision of brunette bounciness ?

I shall be there in WA in october....cant wait....Kings Park here I come !

That moneysupermarket advert on radio & poss TV too.....bloke doing voice over in a poor man's Brian Blessed type voice saying "EPIC !!!" I know the point of annoying commercials is that you remember them (Go compare & so on) but mate.....**** RIGHT OFF !!

People who say "nom nom nom" when describing a particular favourite food.....what....are you all 3 yrs old again ????

What's that striker in the dutch league....swedish bloke...Toivenen ? Plays for PSV if i remember rightly. Seen a few clips of him....seems to be able to put himself about plenty. No links to any interest from anywhere but could be worth a punt. Anyone else know who i mean ?

Those who dont flush after dropping the kids off at the pool......public toilets, obviously...esp, those at my place of work. You've just took a huge dump, made yer eyes water, so how can you forget to pull the chain a few seconds later ?? Deliberate by some I bet. rocket polishers.

That annoying bloke at edgbaston cricket ground, telling me every 5 minutes to "get behnd the Beeeeaaarrrss !!! " at the T20 game I went to recently. I believe BRMB or Free radio station supply said announcer but mate, shut the **** up ! I know its a 20/20 game...I know there's just been a wicket and I know who the home team is !!! I guess its just another DJ-related, " I love the sound of my own voice" type rant but honestly, we aint all sheep, so stop trying to "whoop up" the atmosphere in a ground that had about 800 inside it, cos there aint gonna be any to "whoop".

At work there's a new regime of dickhead managment who have rolled out various new schemes, including an inhouse training program (cheaper than paying for external !) where we learn other teams' jobs to a basic level.....anyway the annoying phrase they use is "buying in"...as in "I dont think you're buying in to this scheme, Malcolm "...does my head in, especially as i hear it more & more in every day life. **** off !

The day Citeh won the title, radio 5 were doing a phone in on the night & there was a local journo who followed citeh for 30 yrs & also did bbc radio manchester commentaries on them....anyway, fans were phoning in saying "typical citeh, they always do it to us this way !" and so on....the journo was chipping in with his own memories....then the presenter said "and on the line to give us the other point of view is Terry Christian " Fvck me, how could i not put his name on this thread before now ??? What an absolute obnoxious tool he was, even more sneery than usual ! Get this, saying how all the citeh fans phoning in were glory hunters :shock: from all over the country !!! He also had a right pop at the journo for daring to come from stockport & follow citeh !! There was a man ure fan (from Bristol) on the line at the same time as Tel the prick who was congratulating citeh. Christian once again sneered "yeah, you're really a citeh fan, ya mug!" He wouldnt have it. This went on for about 10 minutes, totally obnoxious, ungraceful stuff from Christian, unless he was ordered before coming on air to be objectionable....but i doubt it.

David Unsworth.....oh, wait :?