I scored past Gordon Banks on a holiday [lets forget hes well old now, and only has one good eye] - have that Pele, you talentless bastard!
I have 3 youth international level caps - all in different sports - Athletics, Football and Rugby. I now suck terribly at them all, mainly due to a lack of speed (in fact, that is a certain reason why I now suck at athletics!)
My nan was Mark Delaneys neighbour when he played for Cardiff - Peter Whittingham was interested in her house when she sold it, but he said it was out of his price range at £920,000. Someone hopes too much on the turn of a card, me thinks??