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Ikantcpell

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  1. Very difficult to drop petrov..but someone has to go..a Midfield of Young-Barry-NRC-Milner would be a very good one..
  2. The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well, tell me!" the man said. The policeman said: "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said: "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said: "I’m sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in San Francisco Bay." "Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked: "What’s the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeness crab on her." "If that’s the good news, then what’s the great news?" Mr. Wilkens demanded. The policeman said: "We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."
  3. After 'is it shaun wright Phillips?' its actually 'no hes **** shite'. It fits better. Or more family friendly, maybe "is it shaun wright phillips? no cus he is shite" Actually, thinking about it, the shite bit makes it non-family friendly anyway! I like this one and the Robin Hood one, maybe people should try them both and see which catches on. And what if we sign SWP
  4. This one i liked..i mean he really needs a song cause he is our best player you know..
  5. Istanbul Istanbul we are coming, Istanbul Istanbul I pray, Istanbul Istanbul we are coming, We are coming at the end of may
  6. I was cheking youtube from the villa-man city game and found one were the villa fans were singing: Your owned by a Ladyboy
  7. Haha..awesome song..looking forward to standing on the holt end singing that song...just awesome.
  8. I like my woman like i like my whiskey,15 year old mixed up with coke. Bad joke i know..sry :oops:
  9. If he signs a new contract and sack his agent and comes out and apologies then he could stay..if not..then no.
  10. Marke Hughes will probably get the sack when they are only thrid around christmas..
  11. Ive tried marjiuana and cocaine..marjiuana i didn't like at all..cocaine was better..best thing about it is that it can save your night if you had to much to drink..
  12. I think it would be better if he just left and we could build a team around players that actually wanna play for the club..this is not good for the teamspirit.
  13. On paper our current defence is better than last seasons..let's hope it is on the pitch aswell..
  14. Allt som jag känner..a classic swedish song
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