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Dixie chicks / Sheryl Crow - Are you strong enough to be my man

I wonder if he can play RB

Counting crows - round here

Does he dive ? Does a horse piss where it want's ?

Oasis - Some might say

Sting - Fields of gold

John Fogerty - Centerfield

I have to say Arsenal..they play the most attractive football in my eyes..

That song was ace...very catchy..

Credence clearwater revival - Bad moon rising

He is a diving cheating word removed and he goes down quicker then a dutch prostitute. His diving cost us a point at villa park..enough said.

Madonna giving letterman a hard time

Ice Cold

Credence - who'll stop the rain

Izabella Scorupco...I could kill someone for a night with her

An elderly couple named Sam and Helen are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots and seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?" Helen looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Helen looks again and again says, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!" To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, “What the heck is going on up here? We're having a grand time downstairs!” One of the blondes looks up and says, “Yeah, but you've got a driver!”

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the pheasant, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so on. Finally, after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree, whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Bryan Ferry - Slave to love

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer

A young man working at the bowling alley with his father accidentally overturned a cart full of bowling balls. John at the snack bar looked over and saw the boy struggling to right the tipped cart. "Hey Chris," the snack bar employee said. "Forget your troubles for a bit. It's late. Come over here and try some of these new jalapeno poppers and fries. I'll help you with that cart after you eat." "That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that," Chris replied. "Aw, come on, take a break for a bit," the man at the snack bar insisted. "Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "But Pa won't like it." After eating a few of the poppers with ranch dressing and a huge plate of golden French fries, Chris thanked the snack bar worker. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset." "Nonsense," the cook said. "Where is your pa anyway?" "Under the cart."

After a party, as a couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?" The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't." Then the wife yells, "Then what the hell gave you THAT idea at the party tonight?"

Sean Connery has to be my favorite..he played in my favorite bondfilm Thunderball

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