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Britney Spears - Piece of me

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Stalin by far..

Dire straits - Tunnel of love

ABBA - Waterloo

Alice Cooper - Poision

Al pacino for me

AC/DC - hells bells

A guy dials his home phone number and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband." The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts the phone down and the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool." The man pauses for a moment and says, "Ummmm… Is this 567-5309

I have to say Newcastle..would miss the local derby to much..

Black jack - inget kan stoppa oss nu

I really hope Barnsley win it..reason ? Well iam sure the west brom fans dislike villa alot so i dont want them to win it After watching a documentary about football hooligans i dont want cardiff to win it because of their brain dead "fans" And pompey ?? let me just say : Harry"should have been in jail"Redknapp

The cardigans - Erase and rewind

Villa fan singing

Michael Bolton - Sexual healing

Metallica - nothing else matters

Nirvana - come as you are

Metro station - Wish we were older

Football ofcourse

Ice T - Colors

One day a man tried to get a job with a great company. He passed every test with flying colors, but during the final interview, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers. "I can fix that with some aspirin. I'll just take some and be better in a second." So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away. The CEO says, "We don't approve of womanizing!" The guy says "Oh, no! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while you’re winking?"

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Don Edwards - Coyotes