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swollef

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  1. Totally agree Something to do with your avatar could come close. Wouldn't you rather stuff it up em in their box?
  2. Butterflies!!! Ive got f**k*n Bob Howlers ,flying around in my stomach More alcohol required
  3. This. Keep him away from this game I say. Why??? Don't you think every team we play haven't got scumbags who are going to chant abuse towards Luke's tragedy. I know for a fact ,if i were in Lukes position, any opposition fans giving me grief would make me play even harder
  4. Bloody hell, how many "comedy" rip offs of that clip are there going to be? there is even one mocking the parodies ... How about this one??
  5. Ive just ordered my Turbo-Snake from their web site!!! On to Hair Cub now!!!!!
  6. Like I said win the ball give it to the best midfield player, trouble is Villa don't have him yet. At Chelsea Makalel won it gave it to Lampard simple. Nige is doing his bit but when he wins the ball he don't have many options along side him. Exactly!!! This is the area MON is working on (Transfer wise) I hope
  7. And what about his defending to break up , their attack after attack in the 2nd half when we where down to 10 men. Don't mention the Pen (IMO very harsh)
  8. Don't you mean MaRdrid or Uve-vent-use?? Come on you Maroon's
  9. Half 2 of the Sem-MY final approaching More Offence play needed and shut the the door Defensively Put some Roll over balls and some ping pong passing and were through to the Main event!! Come on you Maroon's
  10. General, Don't let the Bloose get to you. I was laid low when they got promotted also,but we'll all feel better when we relegate them AGAIN next season :winkold:
  11. swollef

    Shorts

    Who wears short shorts We wear short shorts. They're such short shorts
  12. swollef

    Shorts

    Who wears short shorts
  13. Plus an Birmingham Evening Mail ... Front + back page coverage,with a 20 page pull out
  14. Two Lions are walking single file through the jungle.After 5mins the second lion licks the first lions bum.The first lion turns around and says "do that again and i'll smash ya face in" He turns around,and they carry on.After 10mins the second lion licks the first lions bum again.The first lion jumps around and says " I effin warned ya ,do that again and i'll tear ya throat out" He turns around and they carry on.After 15mins the second lion licks the first lions bum. The first lion jumps around and roars "right thats it youre efiin dead" The second lion backs away and says "Sorry mate,it aint my fault, I ate a Blues fan last night,and i'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth"
  15. I got home and found the missus dead in the washing machine. I was really gutted.But at least she died in Comfort
  16. Yep just saw those two beauties Wouldn,t mind them giving me a tour of their Tampa x :wink:
  17. where about in Great Barr and Amy at 2 and half recognises the badge - Villlaaaa and when we play on TV got her to boo any team that plays in Blue, she gets confused by West Ham and Burnley though as she cheers them !! Sorry to bump ,but just seen your post.. Live now on Newton Rd (about 5 mins walk away from Scott Arms pub) (and no, not actually living in the middle of a dual carriage way ) The youngest Grandson will be 2 this May, Got him to say Villa ,before mommy, daddy,nanny .Trouble is he doesnt know the difference when watchin footie on TV and thinks all teams are called Villa
  18. Born in Aston, now live in Gt Barr Both son and daughter(Villa fans)born in Gt Barr Grandkids(2) Born Erdington ..First words i taught them was Villa
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