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swollef

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  1. JulieB Do you think if you could find out if Randy is still in this Country? A simple :!: or a :?: would suffice Thanks
  2. Gardening leave???? I bet Delia keeps her garden in good shape! :winkold: Many years ago i was her ,erm "personal gardener" and can concur that she has a wonderful Bush :winkold:
  3. Football Trivia Who was the last player to get promoted and go down in the same season?? Answer..... Ched Evans
  4. Yes agree,but if he does go for his most experienced line up (and Heaven forbid we loose) What can be McLeish excuse
  5. So are you saying that Lichaj should be dropped from tommorows team and be replaced by Warnock or Hutton
  6. Maybe this signing will give this Poor kid a kick up his arse and get him to preform better
  7. Just heard that Heskey is wearing a T-Shirt under his kit He will reveal it next time he scores It reads "Free Nelson Mandela"
  8. I love Villa,i really do But this dross served up under McLeish is really testing me. I know were are not Barcelona but cant we please try and do a pass to another Villa player?
  9. Can we have a standing plus smoking area aswell Or is that pushing the boat out to far
  10. Exactly my thoughts aswell, If the Ref gave a foul(which he did) Then he must have known the foul was given for illegal use of the elbow,which i thought was a red card offence
  11. swollef

    Smoking?

    Mate, if you have kids I can guarantee you'll want those extra 20 years when you hit 70 I am a smoker,with kids and grand kids and i want to live to when i'm a 100 So i am going to follow this ladies example
  12. awe·some     –adjective 1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight. 2. showing or characterized by awe. 3. James Milner
  13. Yeah Andy Cole sticking his cock into Southgates mouth . And Hopefully they,ll both keep quiet!!
  14. FAIL!! :winkold: I was just showing my delight that Delph was playing
  15. TBH i thought Fabregas was F***k*n Brilliant Made all the difference, we couldn't stop him Up until he came on ,I thought we were doing OK Please,Please can we sign a mid-fielder like him in Jan p.s the ref was a Cnut
  16. Brilliant result For the first time in ages, I'm no longer worried about a nervy last ten mins Big Dick was superb
  17. Yep got done in 1969 for indecent exposure Was traveling back on the football special train from Charlton (1-1 ,i think) Had a few bevvies during the day ,and on the train back, when the call of nature came. Now these football specials were nothing short of cattle trucks, so no toilets, the train stopped in the tunnel (just outside New St station) So me bursting ,had the brilliant idea of sliding the top window open, stood on the table and poked percy out of the window and started pissing. Unfortunately half way through my pee (the bit where no matter what ,you just can't stop) the bloody train moves off and i end up spraying at least 3 people ,standing on platform 2. I wasn't done by the normal coppers but by the BR Police,who dually took me to this little office in New St Station, and knocked seven bells of sh*t out of me. They said that they had charged me, but threw me out into the street,and to this day i've heard nothing.
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