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Capello. Wenger. Mourinho. Lippi. Can I add Ottmar Hitzfeld to the wish list?

Oh Capello would be just awesome!

The FA haven't the ambition or balls to go for Jose or Capello so I'm afraid it'll be our Martin. If so then Randy, please can you appoint Mr Capello!?!?

They got it wrong. The actual report is that 'Lip Up fatty' has turned them down

Christ do they honestly feel that Lippi would've said yes? His wages alone would scare nearly every club off. World class doesn't come cheap, manbearpig and pornodwarf.

Bit of a stir? Excite people? **** me they're after Gordon Ramsey!

You couldn't make it up could you?

If it goes tits up Wednesday they'll be approaching COCO the McCLOWN

Hey my choice isn't on the list- CHRIS HUTCHINGS

This chap- myspace.com/mrbthegentlemanrhymer GENIUS!!!

Cracking show last night. Had me chuckling along nicely.

The Ballad of Stampin' Stan - Vince Prince from the Russ Abbotts Madhouse album.

I've heard that in a few weeks Lewis Hamilton will be on taking the shite car round the track. Also, apparently in the past Damon Hill was the stig, and since they had the white uniformed stig quite a few ex-F1 drivers have been the stig. I know Derek Warwick was him for a while.

Marverllous. The spirit of Private eye lives on!

Can I be selfish and agree that something special for the Man U game would go down a treat with me, mainly because it's my birthday the day after

General, I think your comment was a great analogy, and the subsequent mouth-piece by werewolf Gold has shown him up for exactly the publicity-seeking idiot we all know he is. I find his comments, as do all Villa supporters, especially the one that he has championed our club as insulting, so on behalf of us all can our board ask for a retraction and apology from him?

Just the normal version not the one with the 2nd instrumental CD. Surprised when it turned up early, wasn't expecting it through the door til after or on Monday's release date. Though I WILL be getting the bonus CD version when my wages clear!

Prince - Rebirth of the Flesh (unreleased track) still loving The World Is Not Yours, Ian Browns new album. Sister Rose and Illegal Attacks are great, the whole album is actually.

Brum is the 2nd city no doubt. IT is FAR more multi-cultural which gives it for me it's status. Only London I would say is more multi0cultural than Birmingham.

Ian Brown - The World Is Not Yours

General, I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before but are there plans to follow the lead which Arsenal have in making the matchday programmes available online as pdf's for those supporters who can't make it to games or overseas supporters to be able to read?

This is a letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun newspaper- I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool. My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so **** funny when it's your Mum, is it?"

Ramstein - Feuer Frei