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  1. claretman
    Who is this team I'm watching?
  2. claretman
    Will we get a better chance? At least we look up for it .
  3. claretman
    Yorke. Had a great song as well, we have nothing like that these days.
  4. claretman
    There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought well, that’s a little condescending.
  5. claretman
    At least the people wondering why Lowton wasn't being picked earlier in the season know now. It's because he's decidedly average
  6. claretman
    Lowton that is poor
  7. claretman
    Its just a matter of time it seems. Luna is worse than Bennett.
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    The home form is completely inexcusable. We have suffered enough for too long. We're not hard to beat, we don't create, we can't defend properly. Lambert has bought in plenty of players on a crap budget yes, but they are not good enough. He should have brought a decent centre back and a create midfielder ages ago-I'm sure I could have scoured Europe and found better than the current crap we have at roughly the same cost. It's time for a change.
  9. claretman
    But we had the better possession you say? LAMBERT OUT!
  10. claretman
    Just got in. Are we last on Match of the Day again?
  11. claretman
    Get your money on Suarez for player of the season. Horrible Uruguayan fang toothed git.
  12. claretman
    Whats up with Gordon?? Seems like one of the few genuinely nice guys in Politics. Not fit to be a leader but certainly likeable. Gordon Brown is about as likeable as a dose of the clap! Not that he'd be at the top of my list however; there are some extremely irritating words removed listed in the thread who all deserve it before him. At the top of my list would be the cowardly **** who nutted me in a nightclub whilst I was getting stuck into his ex-girlfriend. Followed closely by Piers Morgan.
  13. claretman
    Try giving the beggars with dogs a can of dog food and see what their face looks like. They use the dogs as a tool to extract extra cash before they disappear to the nearest off licence.
  14. claretman
    Was on Carol's spirit. Thanks CV
  15. claretman
    We are playing shit and 2-0 down. We are allowed to moan and overreact!
  16. claretman
    That first goal was not world class. It was abysmal defending by Baker who was yards away. It was a good touch and good finish. The second was an excellent finish following schoolboy defending which I wouldn't expect my 11 yr old to do.
  17. claretman
    Utter wank. Utter wank. Utter utter wank. They've not had to work for either goal!
  18. claretman
    I see Marito has been pulled out of the Paddy Power Gold Cup tomorrow, so anyone who followed your advice and had any money on it ante-post has lost it. Like me. **** bookies.
  19. claretman
    I'll get some chips sorted. Brown or red sauce?
  20. claretman
    Wife's doing home made burgers if anyone fancies it.
  21. claretman
    This has been absolute dog shit so far. Since Lambert started we have played 24 home games in the Premier League and we have taken 23 pts. Awful record.
  22. claretman
    Francis again. Why?
  23. claretman
    I think it was just about a foul, but Weiman has got to be stronger there.
  24. claretman
    I'm going to collect the washing in out of the garden, it'll all be over when I get back I hope. I can't take it.
  25. claretman
    I was watching the TV when I shouted through to my wife in the kitchen, "A cup of tea would be nice love." She replied, "Why don't you stick a broom handle up my arse?" It's wee surprises like that which are the key to a long and happy marriage.
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