Marley the Bognor Villan

Hmm certainly need to see a few exit that is for sure. I was thinking the same. Hopefully a few will go out on deadline day. Y'know, so we've still got something to watch

The Adebayor deal should be complete by now but hasnt been announced, Veretout was supposedly flying in last night and meeting Tim today and Gestede is apparently undergoing a medical in the next 24 hours. I've got a horrible feeling we will see a triple un-veiling coming tomorrow with the announcement that we have completed our dealings. Why else would we just sit on the Adebayor announcement? Please get a decent CB in Tim!!!

A lot of people appear to be over-looking what our options would be if we sustain any injuries. Its all very well saying we dont need him because we have Adebayor (or vice versa) but what happens if Adebayor gets injured? Oops, we need someone. If 2 strikers are injured we need decent ones to come in and still need a sub(s) available. No point preparing for a season if we dont have the resources to get through it.

Science. Is that entropy? I remember Prof Brian Cox (sic) talking about entropy in one of his Universe explanation documentaries a few years back... Technically, according to the laws of physics, there is nothing to stop Villa making two or even three signings today. And that, is entropy... Has the 'wood' gone now? No. You made it worse!

Woke up with a woody, flicked SSN on and Olivia filled the 55" screen. They say luck comes in 3's so I'm expecting 2 transfers announced today :-)

They speak French in Belgium. I'm sure we can slip him in

I think all women should be encouraged to just make themselves "invisible" for the entirety of transfer windows so us blokes can enjoy our bit of gossip for a change. I mean, let's face it, women spend all of their lives f**cking gossiping and do we interfere? No! We just sit there listening (pretending) and nodding our heads saying "I couldn't agree more love or, yes babe, I think that's bang out of order". Cameron, make it law already! Ban women from the transfer windows, especially those whose initials are JB **EDIT** Except for the professional women who bring us transfer news such as Natalie Sawyer. Those women help us get over the disappointment of the players we lose or miss out on and are therefore good pain relief! I find it quite difficult to concentrate on the news when she is on screen. I'm typing this as my missus is running through our wedding day tomorrow...."haven't checked the gossip in 3 hours love I'm out the game hold up" Didn't go down well at all :/ My first child is due tomorrow. Priorities are right my friend. Best of luck Bud, have a great day/lifetime :-) Edit: p.s. Call him Jordan ;-)

just put that in google translate and it said yes **** are leicester city . villa all the way

Apparently landing in brum as we speak!

Just been looking through my holiday pics, it was definately him

I did the same at Dortmund airport. Got to see Shinji! I met Kyle Walker at Alton Towers just after the season he was on loan with us.... I also met Ken Hom in Woolworths... He was shopping for DVDs... I saw Craig from big brother in Tenerife once. At least I think it was him, he was quite far away

Look after your kid and send the wife. Tell her to take your night vision goggles and follow him all night, You own night vision goggles right? We all own night vision goggles right guys? Guys?

His sister Vera is something to do with hair washing I think And his Dad's first name is Allo so hes definately french

Adebayor having medical today. Not sure about Berbatov, only one link so far

French (tick) Over 6 foot (tick) sometimes grows a beard (tick) CB (tick) Sign him up!

He has got the right name but being a 5' 8" right back to play centre back it seems unlikely just did a search on "french defenders called Jordan" lol Exactly the kind of thing I've been doing the past couple of days (instead of working). Probably the way Tim works too! Don't quote me on this as it's merely a guess.. but i'd say it's league football played on a Monday. Sounds a bit far fetched to me...

A french Jordan that plays for PSG. dare we dream? Edit: Wiki says hes a right back though

I enjoyed reading that but the stats on Ayew were a little worrying for the amount we spent on him. Agreed. That conversion rate isn't exactly one to hang up on the trophy wall. I really hope he blossoms under us and improves. What are we talking about, his name's Jordan right? Cant fail.

I enjoyed reading that but the stats on Ayew were a little worrying for the amount we spent on him.

Yeah, been a huge week!

Apparently Platini will run for FIFA presidency. He's got my vote! Having said that, if hes up against Prince Ali Bin Al Hussein (of Jordan) I dont mind who wins

Agree but would rather Oulare than Gestede

... Olivia Wayne? Don't ruin it Sorry, she married me, although Sky spell 'Wain' wrong. Morons. If the guy she really is married to uses the word 'Moron' then I guarantee he is not using her to her full potential

The whole town? (near Auxerre)