NurembergVillan

No it's not, it's the type of pass made. He could play a through ball for Agbonlahor but if he gets the angle wrong and sends him wide it stands less chance of becoming an assist. It'll count as a "key pass" even if it's a "shit pass".

My mate is looking to buy a tablet for his parents who are in their early 70s. He has an iPad and wants to be able to video call his parents so they can see his kids etc. He's been asking me for advice but I've helped as much as I can. My best recommendation was a refurbed iPad. His folks wont really use it for much other than video calling so it doesn't need to be all singing and dancing, or have a lot of storage. Ideally they'll want something that is simple and has a big screen - hence my shout for him to get them an iPad. Really though he's looking to get something as cheap as he can but would be willing to fork out if it's the best option. Soooo - can you help? Big screen (say 10") Easy to use for older people who have no touch screen experience etc No real need for storage Must be able to video call with an iPad (so shared apps), with group chats a bonus Lower price is better but it's about getting the functionality right

The business side of our club is being run by George W. Bush and Gareth Keenan from The Office. "Wreck-It Randolph"

Where do you get your stats from? I'd like to have a mooch round the website.

"Going down in history".

We can't even afford George Boateng.

Including Southampton where we lost 1-0 to a Rickie Lambert penalty?

Good lad! Brownie points for you!

You might as well. If they throw any back they won't **** hit you anyway.

Disney's "Wreck It Randolph"

Shaun Teale on Twitter saying "AVFC where's your **** pride?"

To put some perspective on this Stephen Ireland's alloy wheels cost more than Bradford City.

We looked alright until we AGAIN had Benteke trying to defend a corner and AGAIN Lambert made the wrong substitutions wo we AGAIN look a worse team in the 2nd half.

Here comes 2-1.

Lambert looks like he's gonna start crying. He's the new Owen Coyle. Ladies and gentlemen - we are Bolton.

Lambert's taking the piss here. I've got sympathy that in Premier League terms he hasn't got the best squad to work with but his substitutions tonight have been awful. Just WTF?

Four strikers on the field, one winger and one full back to put the ball in. Odd.

You could post that in every single Match Thread this season. Poop.

We should be losing this now!

And this fat nob is giving them every 50/50 call.

We've gone to shit second half.

Umbro iron his shirts over a wok before they send them out to him.