NurembergVillan

I hit the Twitter report button, but I don't really know what happens as a result of that.

Speaking of muppets piping up...

This Twitter account was opened 3 years ago but only started tweeting in the last few hours. Odd...

Vile creature.

Never takes this muppet too long to pipe up...

Got to be looking at a minimum of two groups here. London Bridge and Borough Market are close enough to be the same people, but Vauxhall is further out.

Sky showing live footage of a man being arrested. Everyone being told to leave the area for their own safety. Obviously.

Potentially a 3rd incident in Vauxhall now. Met Police have said.

Scotland Yard also confirmed a second incident at Borough Market. Looks like more stabbings.

Reuters have interviewed a witness who says they saw 3 people with their throats cut. This is grim.

It was certainly closer to the latter than the former, but I thought it'd be funny to laugh at him as most Sports Direct employees don't wear top hats. He also goes on to talk about the "gig economy" which is obviously this huge grey zone - are Uber drivers employees? In terms of students, working at a University at the back end of last year surprised me at how much the timetables are geared around enabling students to work as well as study. Our course tried to have the lectures consolidated into 3 full days so the students could work a couple of full days and also so those who still live at home and commute in wouldn't have long trips for a couple of hours in lectures. It was very different than when I was a student. Overall though, if students were the main beneficiaries of zero hours contracts it'd largely become a moot point when they get free tuition anyway

Supposedly on a zero hours contract and he'll starve to death if Corbyn stops them...

Someone's been on the fortune cookies again

Question Time inspired me to make a meme.

If he's God, why did it take him so long?

Maitlis giving Johnson a hard time on Newsnight about not uniting with other countries to condemn the US on pulling out of the Paris accord. Rightly so. Johnson is a contemptible rocket polisher, and the sooner he's out of public office the better. I've rarely felt such animosity towards a politician. He's a **** goon who's absolutely blagged a living based on having been to Eton, and sporting messy hair. Bell end.

I can imagine Trump thinking "But if the world gets, like, hotter, then more folks will want to vacation at Mar A Lago. Genius!"

Nice shirt. Approved. Not happy about the sponsor though, even if it is tonal. Never even heard of Tyheadlin...

If it was the Mail rather than the Times it'd be a euphemism for the 14 year old daughter of a celebrity, photographed wearing a bikini on holiday.