NurembergVillan

The **** size of that trophy!!! It's bigger than the European Cup!

Trophy + Terry + kit x joke =

You sure 'bout dat?!

I WILL SURVIVE! The Lazarus of streams! Praise be!

RIP stream. You is in heven wiv da angles now X

Dare I say it, Amavi looks like the player we signed rather than the one we wanted to sell too.

PS - wait till you get to the 30th minute

Your stream is 29 minutes in, right?

And Gabby looking a bit more like O'Neill-era Gabby 1.1 rather than the failed Gabby 2.0 upgrade of the last 5 years.

Bjarnason looking far more composed on the ball, and with quicker feet, than I saw from him last season. Encouraging.

Was für ein Tor! Der Superköpfer ist da!

First of many for the big man!

Dirty bastards aren't they?

He's the Irish Luka Modric.

Sounds like an absolute danger.

Boston tomorrow for me! First time I've been there since 2009, and looking forward to it. Only there till Saturday night, and working the whole time except Saturday so not sure what I'll see - although Thursday's work is walking round the shops, so it could be worse! It'll be my first experience of Virgin Upper Class too. Interested to see how it stacks up.

He is a seriously **** weird dude.

Both of which we won, and that's why we don't need them!!!11!1!

Did you spell it like that cos of internetz, or did you know that Hai is German for shark?!

Ooh - just seen @The_Rev edited his post. I got a fwend!

Just me then?

Celebrity - Bradley Cooper, just to see what it'd be like to have so many birds gawping at me all the time! Footballer - I almost said Joey Barton, just so I could spend a week inside his head. I think I'd choose Zlatan though, just to have such talent. Member of a band on tour - Oasis, back in the day. I bet it was absolute carnage. VT'er - Hmm... If I was allowed to remember the week I'd probably pick @mjmooney so I could have all that experience already. But then half the fun is making mistakes... Citizen of a country - it's not a holiday. You've got to work for the week, grocery shopping etc. I'd pick India I think. I'd love to try a week there. "Other half" - possibly Tess Daly, just to see why Vernon Kay keeps drifting away. Or Holly Willoughby. I bet she makes a good brew un all. Car to drive - I wouldn't mind a week with an E-Type Jag. Anything else, for a week - I'd be able to play the guitar, and sing in tune.

I sometimes wonder what it'd be like to trade lives with someone for a week, or to live somewhere different, or do a different job. Not necessarily anything outlandish or "better" than I have now - just to do something different and see the world from another perspective. With that in mind, I thought it'd be interesting to see if any of you think the same and what you'd do. Here's a list. You've got a week with a different life. No consequences. Copy, paste, have at it! And tell us why, too. Celebrity - Footballer - Member of a band on tour - VT'er - Citizen of a country - "Other half" - Car to drive - Anything else, for a week -

Myra Hindley.