It's worth noting as well that this thread is 16 years old. It's just over 100 pages per year, very few of which contain anything other than pisstaking. Some of it is bound to be off topic too.
You actually couldn't write it. It's too on the nose. At this point I'm convinced the universe has decided they're some sort of cosmic joke to be ridiculed, doomed to an eternity of tripping over their own shoelaces.
I can't understand them. How do they constantly find new ways to embarrass themselves over and over again? Do other clubs do things like this? Do they do it on purpose? Are they real, or is their whole existence some kind of elaborate satire?
It feels like a mad fever dream sometimes. They can't be real, and there's no way they can seriously believe they're anybody's rivals.
He said he had a chance to sign for us back in 2013, but part of the conversation was that he would have to get his SHA tattoo removed. Judging by what he said it seems this, along with his family's reaction, are the only reasons he didn't.