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(house of the rising sun, to sing to the opposition fans)

He is a man, a Dubliner

They call him Richard Dunne

And he's been the ruin of many a poor club

And God he knows, you're one!

any other tweaks welcomed, like the way his name fits perfectly with "rising sun"

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I cant imagine that this hasnt Bean-Dunne before but I cant understand why we dont expand the Mcgrath Song to incorporate some of our current players. Yes the idea is perhaps a little audacius because people may think that we are putting players into the same class as Mcgrath, buts its gotta be better than Versus of "Sh*t support, m' Lord" and "Empty Seats, M' Lord" (at home!!!).

Anyway we have plenty of players who would fit the bill.

James Mil-ner, M'lord

Ash-ley Young, M'lord

Stan Petrov, M'lord

John Ca-Roo, M'lord

Steve War-Nock, M'lord

Richard Dunne, M'lord

James Coll-ins, M'lord

Steve Sidwell, M'lord

Stu Dow-Ning, M'lord

Craig Gard-ner, M'lord

Cia-ran Clark, M'lord

King Carlos, M'lord

Anyway please dont reply to this with "how dare you compare those players to 'God'", as ive already said, singing something positive has to be better than pointing out the number of empty seats we have in our own stadium.

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Been obsessing over making up some villa songs, how about this one:

to the tune of Hot Chocolate's - Everyone's a Winner

Verse

Haven't had success since 1982

Ellis ran us like a corner shop

Sold the club to Randy he invested in the team

Now Martin's gonna take us to the top

Chorus

We are Aston Villa baby that's the truth, that's the truth

Beating you two-nil(*) is such a thrill

We are Aston Villa baby that's no lie, that's no lie

we never fail to satisfy....satisfyyyyyy!

nana nana nana nana nana nana

nana nah nana nah nana nah Villa Villa Villa Villa Villa!

nana nana nana nana nana nana

nana nah nana nah nana nah

(* insert appropriate scoreline here)

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roughly to Sesame Streets C is for Cookie

Villa's defenders will keep you in their pockets

Don't bother shooting, Brad Friedel's gonna stop it

Our fullbacks can defend and attack

We'll get the ball up front to Gabby and he'll put you on the rack

Cause we are the Villa, that's good enough for me, Oi!

We are the Villa, that's good enough for me, Oi!

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Jimmy Milner's magic

He wears his magic boots

And we all know he's gonna score

Every time he shoots

Agbonlahor is magic

He's tightened up his tum

And when they thought they'd got a draw

He scored against the scum

John Carew is magic

He wears the number ten

And every time he wears that shirt

We know he'll score agen

Ashley Young is magic

He wears a magic sock

And when he's on the internet

He likes to show his...... tongue

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Expansion on F1stfulls Dunne chant, really think this would sound amazimg if it got going;

CHORUS

He's the new Paul McGrath, Richard Dunne, WOAAAAAH

La la la la Richard Dunne....

We signed him, to replace, Lau-r-son, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

He is our number 5, chose by MON, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

He wins headers, and tackles for fun, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

Thoughts?

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Expansion on F1stfulls Dunne chant, really think this would sound amazimg if it got going;

CHORUS

He's the new Paul McGrath, Richard Dunne, WOAAAAAH

La la la la Richard Dunne....

We signed him, to replace, Lau-r-son, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

He is our number 5, chose by MON, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

He wins headers, and tackles for fun, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

Thoughts?

Love it :D

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Expansion on F1stfulls Dunne chant, really think this would sound amazimg if it got going;

CHORUS

He's the new Paul McGrath, Richard Dunne, WOAAAAAH

La la la la Richard Dunne....

We signed him, to replace, Lau-r-son, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

He is our number 5, chose by MON, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

He wins headers, and tackles for fun, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

Thoughts?

Love it :D

First verse could maybe be changed to;

He's the new Paul McGrath, weighs a tonne, WOAAAAAH

La la la la Richard Dunne....

A coupe more thought up in the shower..

It was past, deadline day, when he come, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

His debut, was 1-0 , at the scum, WOAAAAHHH

La la la la Richard Dunne...

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Song to sing Dry your eyes mate by the Streets

Dry your eyes Scum

I know it`s hard to take,but (Mon`s) mind has been made up

There`s plenty of goals in JC

Dry your eyes Scum

You don`t want to let us see,how much this pain hurts

But you`ve got to crawl away now,it`s Over

CHANT 5-1

And you`re standing there,can`t sing a word

Cause everythin`s just gone

You`ve got nothin, Absolutely nothin

Dry your eyes Scum

I know it`s hard to take, but (Mon`s) mind has been made up

There`s plenty of goals in JC

Dry your eyes Scum

You don`t want to let us see, how much this pain hurts

But you`ve got to crawl away now, it`s Over

CHANT 5-1

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