spacemanscott Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 To the tune of 'Hookie Street'... They've got some half price turnstiles But no-one round for miles and miles No TV or premier league, a few fudged expenses fees Boring games, forget their names, What's his name but at a push The only player they've ever had is Trevor Franics' ugly mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush... No income tax, no VAT No money back, big agent's fee Black or white, rich or poor, Karren Brady is a whooooore God hates the Small Heath, We all hate Small Heath, No-one likes Small Heath, It **** reeks in Small Heath...**** reeks in Small Heath...in Small Heath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjlobban89 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 C U R T I S Curtis Davies is the best, He **** off the yam yams for a laugh, Curtis Davies centre half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanxamillion Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 smalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll squad wev'e only got a small squad we've only got a small squad repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 done us proud my lord, done us proud. we're still proud my lord, we're still proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gort Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 At our games it's like our songs are on a loop. Villa Villa Villa.... Holte Enders in the sky Oh when the Villa Paul McGrath and repeat. We've got so many songs that hardly get sung anymore, 'Hi ho hi ho it's up the Holte we go' 'You are my Villa' 'My old man' Even 'Birmingham are you listening' is sung half heartedly usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villanwesty88 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 The Beautiful South - Rotterdam The part of the song I am using starts at 49seconds on the above link. I think this could work on a European night, simple and effective: we won in rotterdam in 82 brought the cup back home and 82 will come again with randy at the throne randy at the throne.... what do you think guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avfcgoodie Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 This Sunday : He's Cracking Up? 8) Everton Fans bound to join in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'm still amazed this one never caught on. So simple and can keep it going for ages (to the tune of Vindaloo). JOHN CAREW, JOHN CAREW, JOHN CAREW, JOHN CAREW NA NA JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW, JOHN CAREW NA NA JOHN CAREW, IT'S JOHN CAREW, AND WE ALL LOVE JOHN CAREW HE'S GONNA SCORE, ONE, MORE, THAN, YOU John Carew, JOHN CAREW etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjlobban89 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I've gotta say redscouse's new Gerrard song impressed me on Sunday. It's class. It's to the whistle song in the animated version of Robin Hood. Martin Laursen is our captain He's the rock in our defence He's 6 foot 4, he's got blonde hair We think he is immense deh deh deh deh deh deh deh.... Really like that, but I think the "we think he is immense" line isn't the best, doesn't fit proper either... How about: Martin Laursen is our captain, Martin Laursen is immense, Martin Laursen plays for Aston Villa, Centre of defence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulTheVillan Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 How about... Martin Laursen, set to retire? Martin Laursen, set to retire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanvilla_1994 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 for west ham shove your bubbles up your arse, shove ur bubbles, shove ur bubbles, shove ur bubbles up ur arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cahyvilla Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 anyone got any ideas for Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stato Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I heard a great song for Milner being sung by a couple of lads in front of me at Sunderland away. The trouble is, other than 'Jimmy Milner', 'is Brazilian' and '20 million' I can't for the life of me remember any of the other words.....I can remember how the tune went but don't know what it is! Well that was a good contribution to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 there was a chant for milner that newcaslte used that we could steal, and change a line; Jimmy Milner is Brazilian, We brought him for just 12million, on the wings hes **** brilliant, jimmy jimmy milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 turned out it was a bit less tho lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cahyvilla Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 there was a chant for milner that newcaslte used that we could steal, and change a line; Jimmy Milner is Brazilian, We brought him for just 12million, on the wings hes **** brilliant, jimmy jimmy milner That should be his song from now on, get it going at the next game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gort Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I thought it was 'wouldn't sell for 20 million'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherl Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 slightly camp but i heard barry manilow cant smile without you at my moms last night - bear with me - and thought we could use it for ashley young. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOFX2M1B6f4 substitute to this tune with.... you know we cant score without you we cant score without you we cant cross, from the left wing we’re finding it hard to head anything you know that gabbys sad when your sad heskys bad when your bad if you only knew what carews going through we just cant score without you i'll get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcarew Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 sorry mate but thats **** gay and no offense but we would never get some of these songs going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 I thought it was 'wouldn't sell for 20 million'? yeah, and as i said change that line to 'we bought him for just 12 million' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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