Stevo985 Posted May 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2013 Me. Morpheus: 391,486,248 Our Fathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2013 Me. Morpheus: 391,486,248 Our Fathers. Make that "Our Aunties". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Me. Morpheus: 391,486,248 Our Fathers. For a second I thought you meant....ME. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted May 2, 2013 Author Share Posted May 2, 2013 I was meeting up with a bird to go on our first "date" and was pretty excited cuz she was rather fit, anyway I thought it would be a good idea to have a pint of two in the pub with one of my mates before hand, she called me and said she was going to be late so I stayed out for a few more...and a few more, by the time I was walking to meet her I had consumed about 12 pints and when she spotted me I was swaying around pissing up the window of blockbusters on erdington high street at about 5 o'clock in the evening. Funny thought that was the only time we went out and I can't actually remember what we did. I mean this in the nicest possible way but your life seems like a series of Shameless. I dunno. Leemond is winning on countback but the stuff is mainly drink-orientated sillyness. Surely we all have similar stories we're just not posting ... I meant it in a good way I wasn't being insulting, however that last bit in your post sounds to me like someone has something to tell - choke up chicken..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2013 Me. Morpheus: 391,486,248 Our Fathers. For a second I thought you meant....ME. No need to shout... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 My new years resolution was to LOL more. I think this thread has helped 2013 be better than 2012. A few of mine, not in chronological order... 1) when walking up the hollywood hill to see the letters, I realised I needed a dump, so I took the opportunity to break through the fence and go for a dump right in front of the big 'O'. The worst bit was that they have a security megaphone that kept shouting at me to scram. It scared the hell out of me so I did. I never got to wipe properly. 2) a similar incident occurred in the Rothschild chateau when I was watching my dad do the marathon medoc in bordeaux. Due to my political leanings I thought I would make the most of the opportunity to 'miss the toilet'. I felt a bit embarrassed afterwards because it probably wasn't the rothschilds who would use the toilet next but some marathon runner or their family. That is the effect wine can have. 3) I got a boat between panama and columbia once, as it is the 'safest' way to travel between the two countries. However the guy whose boat we was dodgy as hell. For a five day boat journey he forgot to bring any food, so all we had was a shitload of rum, some mary jane, rain water, and a few potatos. Anyway the guy locked up our passports at the start. As the ship went on, we actually started to consider mutiny, particularly when we got wedged on some coral. Anyway on entry to cartegena, he tells us he isn't given us our passports back unless we give him all our money. My friends started to argue and get... um physical. In the meantime, I went into his room and robbed the box with his passports, and then we did the classic 'leg it'. It was only later that we realised his passport and stuff were in the box as well. I always did wonder what happened to him. 4) The middle school incident. There was a poor chap at school who used to get a bit of unfair abuse. I actually quite liked the kid. However I was at his house one day and came across one of his mums 'toys'. Being 12, I found this quite funny and stole it and took it into school to show. Anyway it got around and some of the slightly more unabashed group of kids decided to pin him down and 'experiment'. I always felt a bit responsible and disgusted by the incident to be honest. 5) When I was young, my friends house had a lock where with our little arms we could reach through the letterbox and unlock the door. When his family went on holiday, we broke in, and re-arranged all his furniture. We moved all the cutlery into a big smiley face and moved all the sisters stuff into the mums room and vice versa. When they came back they were shit scared that someone had been in the house. They moved in with family for a little while, and my friend even came to stay with me that night. They had the police round and it was pretty sketchy for a little kid. They never found out it was us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2013 I got a boat between panama and columbia once, as it is the 'safest' way to travel between the two countries. However the guy whose boat we was dodgy as hell. For a five day boat journey he forgot to bring any food, so all we had was a shitload of rum, some mary jane, rain water, and a few potatos. Anyway the guy locked up our passports at the start. As the ship went on, we actually started to consider mutiny, particularly when we got wedged on some coral. Anyway on entry to cartegena, he tells us he isn't given us our passports back unless we give him all our money. My friends started to argue and get... um physical. In the meantime, I went into his room and robbed the box with his passports, and then we did the classic 'leg it'. It was only later that we realised his passport and stuff were in the box as well. I always did wonder what happened to him. Johnny Depp is optioning the film rights to this as we speak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EddieB Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 lol. I live in northampton and there is a local legend that Johnny depp was trying to persuade alan moore to let him make a film of from hell, and alan moore was stubbornly refusing. Apparently he camped in Alan Moore's front garden until he let him make a film. That film looks brilliant. I trust it is real and you didn't just whip that up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Oh, here's one. I get my chest waxed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Letting a kid get a taste of his mom's juices.. I wonder if that may have influenced his life somehow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 lol. I live in northampton and there is a local legend that Johnny depp was trying to persuade alan moore to let him make a film of from hell, and alan moore was stubbornly refusing. Apparently he camped in Alan Moore's front garden until he let him make a film. That film looks brilliant. I trust it is real and you didn't just whip that up... Yep it's real, the film is based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(novel) Never seen it though, heard it wasn't amazing.. But still probably worth a watch, can't see it being as good as Fear and Loathing tbh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 lol. I live in northampton and there is a local legend that Johnny depp was trying to persuade alan moore to let him make a film of from hell, and alan moore was stubbornly refusing. Apparently he camped in Alan Moore's front garden until he let him make a film. That film looks brilliant. I trust it is real and you didn't just whip that up... Yep it's real, the film is based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(novel) Never seen it though, heard it wasn't amazing.. But still probably worth a watch, can't see it being as good as Fear and Loathing tbh.. It really wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped. But definitely see it, you may feel differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2013 We discussed Rum Diaries in the film thread. I liked it more than most. The book is ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Letting a kid get a taste of his mom's juices.. I wonder if that may have influenced his life somehow! unfortunately that wasn't the only hole. although I dont remember there being proper penetration. He was never the brightest, but he had a special talent for drawing so I like to think he has done okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 lol. I live in northampton and there is a local legend that Johnny depp was trying to persuade alan moore to let him make a film of from hell, and alan moore was stubbornly refusing. Apparently he camped in Alan Moore's front garden until he let him make a film. That film looks brilliant. I trust it is real and you didn't just whip that up... Yep it's real, the film is based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(novel) Never seen it though, heard it wasn't amazing.. But still probably worth a watch, can't see it being as good as Fear and Loathing tbh.. It really wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped. But definitely see it, you may feel differently. the last film I watched was called birdendemic: shock and terror. It can only be an improvement on that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 lol. I live in northampton and there is a local legend that Johnny depp was trying to persuade alan moore to let him make a film of from hell, and alan moore was stubbornly refusing. Apparently he camped in Alan Moore's front garden until he let him make a film. That film looks brilliant. I trust it is real and you didn't just whip that up... Yep it's real, the film is based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(novel) Never seen it though, heard it wasn't amazing.. But still probably worth a watch, can't see it being as good as Fear and Loathing tbh.. It really wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped. But definitely see it, you may feel differently. the last film I watched was called birdendemic: shock and terror. It can only be an improvement on that... Ok, I know we are waaaaaaaaaaaay off topic but I LOVED birdendemic!!! Granted it was the Mystery Science Theater version. Laughed incredibly hard at how terrible it was. As much as I love an amazing story, I also love a terrible poorly acted one from time to time. Technically this could be a confession, but it would never compare to this thread nor do I feel shame for it. Sooooo I suppose someone get back on topic and discuss the time they graphically violated a mouse with a fork while watching foot porn and singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 yeah I do know what you mean. I was dying at the coathanger part, and shit you have reminded me of another confession. At uni there was a rat wedged between our fixed oven and the wall and it was clearly dying. There was nothingwe could do to get it out, so after a few jays my friends and I decided a mercy killing was best, so we fashioned a contraption with a bread knife on the end to help us kill the poor creature. It didnt work that smoothly and it took what felt like 10 or more stabs to finish the beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 the worst bit was there was blood everywhere and if it was hard to kill it was impossible to clean up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Of course that made you think of another confession. I don't know if I'm more concerned at you all or myself for looking forward to the next confession. And now my girlie response: that poor little rat!!!! it didn't do anything to you!!! And yeah. watch more Mystery Science Theater and look up Riff Tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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