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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you correctly pointed out it could not be my heart as I was still alive and your fiance had been missing for a week.

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I'll be getting up as late as possible, then straight on the hard shaft

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Ohhh nearly, what you should've done was this

I'll be getting up as late as possible, then straight on a hard staff

Close though, 6/10

I did want to, I toyed with idea but didn't want to change it too much. What's a staff though...

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I'll be getting up as late as possible, then straight on the hard stuff

A better recipe: on waking, take the top off a mince pie (handily placed by your bedside; some pre-planning required), crumble some very good hash into the pie, replace top and eat, get up a couple of hours later, then do xmas however it's been arranged, only far more enjoyably.

Sadly I will not be following my own advice, but doing very many dishes for very many people. Which will be enjoyable it its own way, just not as irresponsibly, carefree, relaxingly so.

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