Brumerican Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Jimmy Milner checks his E (bye- gum) Mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner hates it when People spell "appreciation" incorrectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner is the most capped player in Zimbabwe history with 14 caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner was the greatest cricketer of all time. He cleverly disguised himself with a beard and a pseudonym (W.G. Grace) but historians have established that it was definitely him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner goes to work every day on a camel, then eats the camel whole when he gets to Bodymoor Heath for his breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 People go to India to 'find themselves' but 40% of those heavily regret it, stating that they'd have preferred it if they'd found James Milner.* *According to 2007 poll conducted by Thomas Cook Travel Ltd* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoMagico Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Modern day = "I can't belive it".......James Milner = "Eee By Gum!!" MoM today for me, pure quality, I wish there were more like him in the game today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompedyret Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The Dead Sea is made from James Milner's sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 In tests, eight out of ten people who expressed a preference said they preferred James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irishjay Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner approves of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsXI Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner was getting jiggy with his girlfriend he shot his bolt and impregnated her whole family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 .. including the males. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 james milner is at a football club that is currently 3rd in the premier league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner eats bit of iron at half time rather than a bit of orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 james milner is at a football club that is currently 3rd in the premier league. With all the other correct facts, why would you taint the thread with your lies? James Milner is Solid Snake, Liquid Snake AND Old Snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner is Butch Cassidy AND the Sundance kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 8, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner doesn't sleep, they just plug him into the national grid to recharge over night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner is now 7/2 to win the boat race and 6/1 to win the Grand National at Betfair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 James Milner built Rome in a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 james milner is at a football club that is currently 3rd in the premier league. With all the other correct facts, why would you taint the thread with your lies? James Milner is Solid Snake, Liquid Snake AND Old Snake. sorry, i guess i'm just a dreamer. james milner has no blood. just steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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