TwistedLogic Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole ...he was also in the car with diana. That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past. james milner is so superhuman that all three of these stories are true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam_k_17 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 james milner is banned in some countries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is the closest known thing in nature to a 'Criag Gardner'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole ...he was also in the car with diana. That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past. james milner is so superhuman that all three of these stories are true. It's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laursen1977 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Joe Calzaghe today retired from boxing after hearing James Milner was set to enter the light heavyweight division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole ...he was also in the car with diana. That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past. james milner is so superhuman that all three of these stories are true. It's funny because it's true. It`s true because it`s funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner bakes Warburtons on his foot. He is hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole ...he was also in the car with diana. That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past. james milner is so superhuman that all three of these stories are true. It's funny because it's true. It`s true because it`s funny it's funny and true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 as well as being on the grassy knole and being in the car with diana, he also killed jill dando. actually, he was just in the police line up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 He also shot 50 cent, the 9th time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 ...whilst at the very same time he was in the building where dimebag daryl was killed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 ressurecting 2pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was only signed by MON to allow the fans to make fish puns. This never materialised, but flukily for O'Neill he turned out to actually be quite good at football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam_k_17 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 all 3 terminator films were based on the early life of james milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner shot Mr Burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner has resurrected the very tasty Yorkshire Tarmac with cheese and mustard burger on a garnished concrete slab, with a tar and lettuce ciabbatta - see Yorkshire TV's Master cook semi finals from Pontefract dog track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner knows where Osama Bin Laden lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoakvilla Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is Osama Bin Laden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is Osama Bin Laden Correct. I meant to write 'James Milner knows his own address.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner once rubbed Vasseline on Georges St Pierre's bacck by accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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