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My experience of the self checkout usually goes like this: "Please place the item in the bagging area" *puts item in bagging area* "Unexpected item in bagging area"

Ungrateful shit. **** furious with him. Why can't anyone have any sense of perspective in the football world? If you're going to jump ship and your agent is whispering in your ear, don't for the love of God say bucketloads of quotes about how great it all is and you want to stay then bugger off as soon as 'the mighty Liverpool' come knocking. If I hear 'I want to chance to play Champions League football' one more time I'm going to stalk players, find their phone numbers and scream down the phone to them "DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO GET PAID DOUBLE WHAT I GET PAID IN A YEAR PER WEEK TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR A LARGE CLUB? IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?"

Oxtail tomorrow. I think about 7 hours cooking time will sort it

Either Brown is telling porkies or the Sun is. I know which one I'd go for to be honest.

"Speaking for the defence, m'lord..."

1 poster? I think about 10 that stand out for me!

Although I've been reading on here for years but joined up recently, it really does amaze me how many retards there are on here. I never bite though...that's how they suck you into the needless "smacking your head against a brick wall" debates.

Oh but they do, which makes it all the better. Off they trundle back to sha forums and moan about "the bastards on villatalk". I have more things to worry about in the day than what arch-rivals fans are writing about the club I support on teh internets to be honest. "Arch rivals"??? :shock: OK, okay, badly worded I admit

A title, a question is better I think. "Still got some voice mails to deliver to Dave?" Surely a caption competition for this photo? "That bald bloke in the car behind had better not be Ian Hislop"

Oh but they do, which makes it all the better. Off they trundle back to sha forums and moan about "the bastards on villatalk". I have more things to worry about in the day than what arch-rivals fans are writing about the club I support on teh internets to be honest.

The Daily Mash has summed up the situation perfectly: Brooks must have some weapons-grade shit up her sleeve.

I think we'd better get used to Murdoch owning 100% of BskyB. It's not as if anyone's going to stop him is it, Dave has got him on his side and Cable **** up blocking it. It really does looked nailed on the head now that if News International want something, whoever is in charge has to bow to their wishes. What a sad state of affairs we live in. I wouldn't have minded so much (as I have a brain) apart from their television service happens to be awful. I really need to stop putting money into his coffers

Embarrassing suggestion. I bet any noses browsing here will be having a good laugh at that suggestion. Birmingham in its present incarnation has only recently celebrated its 100th birthday. Aston Villa Football Club is over 135 years old Aston has a long and proud history in this region. The vast parish once covered the vast majority of (what we now regard as) Birmingham and Solihull. We shouldn't pander to the lowest common denominator just because they are ignorant of the history of the region they live in. I'm biased but we have the best name in football. There is no need to change it to fulfil some failed marketing man's wet dream. Embarrassing suggestion indeed, which is why he was laughed at by both us and Blues. For the record, please re-read the post and add sarcastic undertone at will.

Bleh bleh bleh. Alex Mcleish tells us we're keeping him Bindipper ITKs say they've got him The only thing that I agree on in this whole thread is that he owes us big time. We took a big risk and gave his boyhood club the full whack, because MON thought we could better his career. Even though he was severely injured. And we still paid the money. And his career has been bettered. You owe us one more season, Downing.

Well then you can f**k off too On a saturday night, i wish i could! In Manchester, you can get pissed and go to a shit club. In Birmingham, you can get pissed and go to a shit club. Same. In Manchester, you can get pissed and go to good club. In Birmingham, you can get pissed and go to a good club. Same.

I think we should rename the club to 'Aston Birmingham FC' as proposed by a member of Birmingham City Council several years ago. After all, it must be us that has to rename ourselves, surely, as another club nearby have the naming rights to the city and foreigners might get confused as to who we are. By the way, just for the record, I **** hate the council.

General, Somebody has posted up a link to a new piece of Nike merchandise, link Here. As with all merchandise, I expect someone looks at these and they are approved from the club. Given, shall we say, PR 'difficulties' we have been experiencing during this summer, I really don't wish the club to walk into another hall of amusement. I hope the board know that some fans are understandably a bit miffed by goings on, and that we can't afford many more difficulties that will irritate the fan base. So, bearing the obvious in mind as written above, can you please clarify the following: 1) 'Villans' are fans of Aston Villa FC 2) 'Villians' are bad guys in comic books and films. (I'm not trying to be funny, condescending or difficult just in case this is taken the wrong way, and I do think it's actually pretty important, but that's my own opinion).

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This is just priceless, it just gets better and better. Their kits are MINGING. They don't even look the right colour! Where's the **** sponsor?!

OK guys, should have posted this up sooner but only just remembered with last season over. The Baring, on Baring Street, Islington is owned by a Villa fan and will be regularly attended when we're on telly by a handful of Villa fans. Nearest tube stations are Angel or Old Street. 10-15 min walk from the station.

Please tell me this is true. What a disaster, and Peter Piper is making Paul Faulkner look like Superman.

if ever their was a statement of a guilty person its that and wasn't Pingu the one who said we were clearly guilty of tapping up McLeish because someones uncles brother had maybe seen a plane that may or may not have been transporting RL to an island that may or may not have been Corsica!!!! Yep, I think Peter Pan was blaming the tapping up because of evidence posted by our one and only thetrees. Internet Forums, like Wikipedia, are grounds for hard reliable evidence in this day and age it seems.

They won't care once he declares being a Makkem through and through and that he used to have a season ticket at Roker Park

I feel sorry for him. He's splurting out the standard bollocks a new manager has to come out with. He knows you can't polish a steaming, peanutty turd.

Can't believe we're losing Albrighton to the bin dippers, it's so not shopped