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That's a really good video Bicks. My vote is going to be an anti-BNP vote rather than pro-any of the other parties. By the look of the link below on wikipedia though, it looks like the best way to vote to achieve that aim would be to vote for the Lib Dems given that they were 90,000 votes ahead of the BNP last time and the gap will probably be closed. Unfortunately I can't see the Greens closing the 30,000 vote gap to the BNP this year. Anyone else want to comment on whether my assumptions are right for West Midlands voting?? Last time out in the West Mids

SHIT! Anyway, I'm in row LL in L6 just in front of some right moaning bastards.

If it's best for the team and all that.. clearly you're happy with mediocrity, I'm not.. So you think MON should break the legs of players who aren't performing? I think there should be a sliding scale. A broken nose for anyone whose cross doesn't get past the first defender, a broken finger someone who gives away a penalty, a broken arm for someone who misses and open goal all the way through to a broken leg for someone out of form.

Are you me in disguise?

Condolences General. Our thoughts are with you and your family.

Ultraviolence by New Order

Has literal Take On Me been posted here yet??

No. I believe that it is doing our club good in the long run as we're showing that we won't be pushed around while also refusing to strengthen one of our closest rivals on their terms; I accept that Barry will leave eventually but the less pre-season he has with Liverpool the better for us.

Everyone should own The Onion's amazingly good atlas - Here's a pdf of some pages You've got to love a map of South Africa that points out "Door to door salesman selling knives at knifepoint" and a map of Afganistan that shows "Blackhawk helicopter struck by surface to air rock" and... well it's all great

COME ON YOU VILLA BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely that's the first time this sentence has ever been written on VillaTalk??

COME ON YOU VILLA BOYS!!!!! Good luck everyone!

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly - I Spy

I am ToastBasedKilla and I can often be found getting frustrated near the end of games of Worms when other players start building girders

Damn, I wanted this to overtake the WoW thread