to the tune of agadoo by black lace.
Darren bent, bent, bent, he scores 1,2 and 3
Darren bent bent bent he is pure quality,
from the left and the right he can score all through the night
Darren bent bent bent his worth the money that we spent
Or, (if you'll allow me):
Darren bent, bent, bent, he scores 1,2 and 3,
Darren bent bent bent he is pure quality,
from the left, from the right, with his head and on the floor,
Darren bent bent bent, worth his transfer fee and more!