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I got a barmaid from St Helens in the back of my Vauxhall Viva She had massive melons and I wanted to bang her beaver She had real bad breath and a dose of the pox I ripped off her bags and her sweaty socks and rattled my potatoes against her dirtbox Spread your legs and get your knickers down I'm god's gift to women in this **** town She said I was good looking, and looked a bit like George Michael But she didn't want a ****, she was on her menstrual cycle, So I gave her a lift down to Sandbach, she was after some grub, she was on the cadge I got some meat and stuffed it up her vadge Spread your legs and don't make a sound, I'm god's gift to women in this **** town It was a messy job, but I kept my shirt on, It was a penny round collar, I got it from Burton's I got a good taste of her Bird's Eye beef curtains Lovely lyrics there.

Please tell me you are lying!

Turns out it was the shit American one

Italian Job is on at 10 on E4!

Erm, Psyco a B/C, Biology an E/U and Media a B/C. If I get BBE, I will be **** over the moon.

Leaving Cert Biology is considered to be one of the easy subjects. I wonder is there a big difference between the syllabi. It's so hard. The whole class struggles with it really. There's quite a few who are going to medical school, and they are straight A students apart from Biology.

I can't wait to get rid of this exam tomorrow. If I get an E, I'll be delighted (yes, I realise that sounds bad). Biology is ridiculously hard though.

I would.

I call for an ITK thread. Just for the laughs.

Didn't know you were in to bestiality, Risso! :winkold:

Do you mean killjoy? I remember them letting us come into school at 7 to let the us watch the England-Brazil game. As if that if that was 8 years ago!

That was been my revision plan all week. Haven't missed a game yet .

It wasn't RDR Reckon it will be here tomorrow, so it's all good.

**** you Gabby and Sparey. Mine don't finish til the 30th. :|

Just heard to postman, and quite a heavy clunk hit the floor. Please don't say it's Red Dead, I have an exam tomorrow! :|

So if you give away a penalty, it means you are a bad player?

Better defensively than England's right-back. Better offensively as well, come to think of it. I really don't think Johnson is as bad as everyone makes out defensively.

I thought he was younger than that, Trekka. Pretty sure the age limit is 42/43 in Italy, meaning he had to retire. Then there was talk of him coming the Premier League, but it never materialised.

What circumstances?

So they don't have a proper left back? I spy a weakness.

Maicon for me. Who plays left back?

Looks that way.

You should have put it in the F1 thread! I know the opening one is Fleetwood Mac, so I guess it is the same.

Christ, American papers really are dire.