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hoaxn

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  1. Kozak is everywhere. He's been itching for his chance.
  2. Nuts to the kids. Play us. Organise a VillaTalk lottery. Every week a lucky 16-17 get to pull on the Claret and Blue. Ayew gets to play. Maybe Veretout as well.
  3. Excuses? Why bother? We should be numb to this game, right? Can't believe you're wasting your time watching.
  4. I'm interested in who you guys think was to blame for their first. Should Hutton be closing him down? Should Micah be closing him down so Hutton is still free to mark the wide player on the wing? Should a midfielder be tracking back (I think Gana was closest, but he was half arsed jogging back at the time of the shot)? I cant decide. Maybe the players can't either, because we keep getting into the same situations every game and nothing is changing.
  5. 3 games x 3 points per win = 9 points Settings aside those dodgy maths, you're right; 3 wins in a row is a ridiculous proposition.
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    Match Thread

    Hm. From saying "**** this, **** that, **** them, **** it all, **** that obsessed knuckle dragger Deeney" to clapping my hands loud enough to scare the dog and screaming "**** COME ON!!" I hate Villa
  7. Did anyone else see their pitch invasion? It was like something from the 80's. Disgusting. Someone could've died. I'm waiting with bated breath their easily deserved fine and official warning from the FA, not to mention lambasting from the national media.
  8. Always thought it would depend on context. "Oi, you smelly Paki" would be incredibly offensive. Where as, "You're from Pakistan? Cool, my girlfriend is a Paki too" not so offensive. But it would always depend on the subjects view. Maybe they were bullied with that word a lot as a kid and they always find it offensive, for example? Calling an Indian a Paki would also definitely land you in hot water. As I said; context.
  9. First half was terrible. Second half was much better. Very encouraging for when our players have gelled a bit. Guzan looks very nervous. Amavi is gonna be big. He'll be off in 2 years. RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!
  10. Looking far far better. Dunno what Sherwoods done or said. Maybe he's promised them facials if they start performing.
  11. Don't worry. Just bury your head in the sand and everything will be fine.
  12. Not performing one game =/= relegation. Calm down. We're just expressing our disappointment at how badly we're performing.
  13. They're a new squad but it doesn't take best friends to be able to pass to feet. They're professional footballers. 10 yard passes to feet is a fundamental you learn at 5-6 years old. And most of their players have never played in this league before. We're just gutless and shit. Think we can sell em all off and buy a new squad before August ends? They're really not playing that drastically better than us, get a grip. At my count, they should be 3-0 up. Except Bacunas free kick, have we had a shot? How many passes have we put together in their final third?
  14. They're a new squad but it doesn't take best friends to be able to pass to feet. They're professional footballers. 10 yard passes to feet is a fundamental you learn at 5-6 years old. And most of their players have never played in this league before. We're just gutless and shit. Think we can sell em all off and buy a new squad before August ends?
  15. How is it Bournemouth can play such an effective brand of football based on quick passing and yet we can't even get a touch of the ball? Wow a yellow card. There first of the Premier League. Only 35 minutes over due.
  16. It'd be a better idea to bring him on for Gabby. You're forgiven though. I'd almost forgotten he was on the pitch too.
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    Arsenal

    In England, the closest I have to a second team is Everton. Doesn't mean I don't wanna smash em 100-0 every game, but if I had to pick out the positions at the end of the season, they would be 2nd.
  18. We'd need any kind of defender if we're losing Baker and Clark too. That'd leave us with Okore and Richards, who everyone is sure will be playing RB. So just Okore at CB. Sherwood better get a move on if he's rebuilding our entire backline in one summer.
  19. Whats to stop us going through all the medical and personal terms stuff and just saying "Actually, here's a cheque for (the original agreed fee). Deal with it."
  20. Wouldn't Lorient doing a Delph be considered as breaching a verbal contract, to both us and Ayew?
  21. Don't take my spotlight!!
  22. Everytime I read something about him I get suspicious over the club name Lorient... Why the hell would we spend so much on a striker from Leyton Orient?! Then I realise I'm an idiot and I've been programmed by the media to use one name where two is correct. Like Brangelina.
  23. They are probably pissing themselves laughing that players like Sterling are going for £50m. I don't think they will be too worried. Genuine question (slightly off topic) incoming.. Does the PL or FIFA get a percentage or cut in some way of any transfers? You'd have thought with a business so obsessed with money they'd have invented some "5% Administration Fee" for the league or something.
  24. Its nearly as technical as the west ham way! Or Spurs fans like good football...like no other teams fans do. You hear that about Newcastle fans as well. "They like their football up here" "They like their strikers up here" Newcastle like Strikers, Spurs like good football, Man City like money, Liverpool like young, hungry, cheap players (apparently).. Villa like disappointment and beards. Are we the hipster team of the PL?
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