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Usually mine is 'Spend on many players today, Realise you ****** up tomorrow'.

His desire to eat burgers?

Do the MLS even want him? Even our little Deluded Brendan wouldn't want Guzan.

The extreme amount of TV money that is ruining football. ... ... COME BACK TO ME, MY LOVE!

Of course not. Will go to Liga BBVA to play for Real Madrid or Barcelona.

It's a shame these two minutes have been replayed over and over for the past 4 seasons until he has probably destroyed infinite reputations.

@Deisler123 Is this rumour... true?

One of four things will happen to Grealish next season, which will define his career: HE GETS STRONGER PHYSICALLY DUE TO INCREASED GAME WORKLOAD, AND MATURES FROM THE EXPERIENCE: Becomes an established Premier League winger, and actually gets proper shin pads. HE GETS STRONGER PHYSICALLY DUE TO INCREASED GAME WORKLOAD, BUT FAILS TO MATURE: Clubs will want him for his skill, yet will be put off by his personality and lack of maturity. A technically weaker Gazza, if you will. HE GETS INJURY-STRICKEN DUE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP: He will probably fail to reach the same level of skill he was before, and will become yet another wonderkid who failed to promise and is now sitting down in the lower leagues, wondering what happened to their life. HE LEAVES THE CLUB: One particular forum called VillaTalk is going to be annoyed.

Sorry, that spot is taken by us!

I'm sure Real Madrid would be greatly interested in purchasing Gabby as their kebab distributor. Unfortunately, he'd just eat them all himself!

With him in charge, we need a young goalkeeper who already has Championship level quality and easily has Premier League potential. Boy, he'll attract some good goalkeepers.

No worries, we're only slightly behind Man Utd's 9,000,000 followers! Only 30 more Bacunas and we'll get there!

Signing 10 other Bacunas to fill up our squad would be one of my highest priorities. Then we can start calling our £11bn squad ambitious!

Give him some "performance enhancing drugs" which turn out to be poison? Yeah, that'll get him my support right away

He worked with the UAE and Qatar national teams (at different times, of course) as well as at a few unpronounceable clubs with money. His website has more info, here: http://www.maxmarchesi.com/

How about our official Chinese takeaway sponsor? Probably an absolutely vital priority on Xia's list, other than offloading our legend Bacuna for £1bn.

It's close enough, he will be working with Bacuna to get him to reach a value of £1bn (easily done with a day of work)

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~5627279,00.html From the official site. We've talked some real hype about our new fitness coach, who has had a celebrated coaching career. Thoughts? Personally, this new backroom staff is bringing all of the good vibes.

*instant erection*

To me. To you. To me. To you.

So could a dead man!

Quickly changed from the subject of Di Matteo to the biography of Maradona. Come on, article, we know who Maradona is!

Our boardroom table is one of the finest out there. Bacuna sat on it once. This means it is worth at least £4bn.

Technically not a redundancy, but reports are circulating by the Daily Mail that goalkeeping coach Tony Parks has been released by Di Matteo. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3625163/Aston-Villa-release-goalkeeping-coach-Tony-Parks-following-Roberto-Di-Matteo-s-arrival.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 People on Twitter have criticised him for being poorer in quality than most other Premier League GK coaches. Maybe Di Matteo can get a good one in. Besides, Italy are well known for their world-class goalkeeping coaches anyway.

FFP is simply set up to ensure that big clubs have no competition; virtually all of the terms of it are fully declaring war on small teams, yet there are very few rules targeting big clubs. Even if they do fail, most of the time the punishment is either a small fine or a transfer embargo: something you can bypass anyway, according to Barcelona tl;dr: everything is corrupt