OK. I've had a wine gum, a red one. My veins are pulsing with sugar, beef gelatine and gnats testicle.
Its because of this I believe we are going to beat the gunners tonight and stay up.
I'll never forget their fans on the tune before me after they beat us in the fa Cup final saying they weren't bothered about watching their team lift the trophy as they'd been before.
That's not football, having a team thats managed by a boyhood fan, captained by a boyhood fan, that's football. Pulling out of the mire by the skin of your teeth and sending the fans into delirium, thats football.
So up yours arsenal and all those plastic teams, we are staying up and going to rain on the premier league parade.