MrSmirch

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I'd go medieval on Lerners ass, with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.

"The once-crumbling Holte Hotel, as much a symbol of Randy Lerner's Villa as the decay and dereliction of the place in the last days of the previous regime." Stephen Pennell, author of "Star Spangled Villians" Christ, if when Deadly left Villa was a crumbling hotel then it will have to be compared to a strip club in Baghdad when Randy leaves.

If we sell him him i will cry.

Turned off. Sherwood will give a rousing speech and then it'll just be a repeat of last weeks head tennis. Only superman can save us now

Hutton looks ready to headbutt the fat ****

Could be making a start this weekend with Aly and Richardson struggling for fitness

I think our time has come. This could have been the season where we finally stopped being dross at the bottom of the table but sadly not. Two consecutive periods where we lose six games on the trot, worst goal difference, switching the style of play mid season, sacking the manager far too late and starting players who are out of form or just completely lacking in quality will be the metaphorical nails in our coffin. In some ways I think the relegation may be the best thing for this club. The chances of a takeover seem awfully minute while Lerner demands £200,000,000 and perhaps a move down a division will wake him up and severely cut the price, and then a forward thinking owner who understands the complications of FFP will be more likely to come in for a cand follow the direction taken by other clubs. Proud history, bleak future.

Typical Villa, back to square -10

Turgid

WTF is our corner strategy?? 4 of our players just cling to each other.

Good chance for tim to shout at them a bit at least

sigh

Ronaldo chop from richardson?!

Good work Clark

SINCLAAAAAAAAIRRRRR

Won the league with Villa in the second season. No big deal.

LAAAAV-LEY

HE LOVES A CHICKEN BOONA

Well said

Tom Fox and his band of merry men encounter the fabled enchanter on their way to see Pulis and are unable to resist his renowned dress sense...

COME ON TIMOTHY, SORT THIS MESS OUT UTV

Pat Murphy saying we'll announce the new big fella by next weekend... Sort of expected that

I'd take him. We need a miracle Not me. We are already rubbish with crosses. Unfortunately for you, this one's nailed on. This story is full of holes.

Turn it upside down