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Ingram85

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    Do you read?

    Not that highbrow compared to most of the reads in here, but at the age of 25 ive finally started the discworld books, loved colour of magic and am halfway through the light fantastic which is just as good. I love the sense of humour, its that sort of dry, sarcastic humour that red dwarf has.
  2. That was my reaction too, the other bit was that the guy said any money he makes will go the girls family. T'was on midlands today earlier.
  3. Not to make light of the situation but i thought that link was gonna be about that japanese guy who raped and killed that english teacher then scarpered and had plastic surgery before being caught. He has written a book while behind bars about how he escaped and survived while on the run, its just been published in japan and the girls family want it banned.
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    Top Gear

    Speculation over who the new stig is, being a short arse the current two suspects are; Anthony Davidson: Sabine Schmitz: would love it if its schmitz as im ever so slightly in love with her
  5. Id like one, but im gonna wait till all the kinks are worked out and the 2nd or 3rd redesigns come out and there is a healthy catalogue of titles, thats when ill bite.
  6. People who leave rubbish on the side in the kitchen when there is a bin about 2 yards away.
  7. So is anyone gonna post any proper bands or is it all gonna be this bland, vacuous trying too hard to be cool indie 'soccer am highlights backing tune' shite?
  8. Me and my ex broke up end of august last year after 4 & a half years, 2 years of that living together. The sorting out of rent, joint accounts and shared items was relatively easy but getting her out my head was the hard part, i still think of her now, but like others have said, the thing to do is go out with mates/family, focus on yourself a bit more and try to clear your head a bit. Its been harder for me to do though as all my mates are loved up in relationships so hardly ever come out, (which i really appreciate of the selfish ****), same for my bro but he makes more of an effort, but when i have finally gone out i can feel it definitely helps, just wish it was more often. The other thing im realising is that im useless in my own company at the moment, i tried to read the other day and my thoughts switched to whether im ever gonna find someone else, im useless etc..... of course i will, just need to train my mind to be more patient and start being less critical of myself, ive been on a few dates since which have been great but it doesnt help that ive recently been friendzone'd by someone i really liked, so ive had to cut the cord on her aswell, although since ive ignored her shes been all flirty again, silly attention bitch i reckon, but things have a knack of falling into place when you dont expect it so dont do what ive done and gone looking for it and trying too hard, as cliched as it sounds, do a bit of groundwork then let it come to you. Its all slowly getting better though which is the thing to remember, just gotta keep plugging away.
  9. blandy, due to those photos ive been having a look at lytham st annes on google maps, is it as lovely as it appears? an expensive area?
  10. Watched Rec 2 last night, thoroughly enjoyed it, loved the direction it took although im guessing many didnt. While not as original as the first, it was a great film and a worthy sequel. Looking forward to this years prequel now, Rec: genesis then Rec 3 late next year.
  11. I didnt click with american dad at first, i nearly dismissed it after only watching a few episodes but the longer you watch american dad the better it gets and eventually you realise just how vastly superior to family guy it truly is.
  12. I don't understand the things you say If i ever write a book, thats going to open it, brilliant post yillan.
  13. Loved up mates yeah im happy for you but come for a pint/night out now and again you poncy clearing.
  14. Or Howls Moving Castle. That film is begging for the blu-ray treatment. Only Ponyo so far I believe has come out on blu-ray. Shame. Cos its shite.
  15. Having seen a certain person's sig time after time i thought its about time to watch all of Garth Marenghis Darkplace tonight having never seen it before. Any good?
  16. First 2 episodes leaked onto the net about 3 weeks ago, it aired proper this week I think. Available from all the usual places ;-) Cheers, will look into it, glad its back on. I need to watch some more breaking bad aswell.
  17. Cannot wait for Californication, think its my fave american program atm, such a badass program when does it start up again?
  18. Drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth in the morning, grrrr! Now to move onto one of my biggest bugbears...Cinemas! Everything about them is set up in such a way that its impossible not to annoy me when i go, especially noisy word removed's in cinemas, children in cinemas (the amount of 15+ films ive been to where people take their kids and babies into is ridiculous), mobile phones in cinemas, toilet go-ers in cinemas, crunchy or rustly foods in cinemas, ice in drinks in cinemas. :evil: Really hate cinemas although i guess it says more about my disdain of other people rather than the cinema itself but I think if you cant go for 2 hours without pissing/shitting yourself, drinking or eating any food or having a full blown conversation then **** off and stay at home or go to a restaurant or something, dont go to a **** cinema where I want to watch and become involved in the film i paid to see, not listen to you flap your gums and your bastard hellspawn offspring cry and wail non stop in vain while you ignore it because you've dropped your slimy nachos down your fat **** three chinned face! ....and relax. Think i may just wait for films to come out on blu-ray from now on.
  19. been having plenty of beers, vodka red bulls and southern comfort over the festive period, but seeing as I cant poo properly due to my festive diet regime its time to detox, so tonight its been...
  20. Please tell him to "shut the **** up!" please please please Thing is, he's a big bloke, ex-military, bangs on endlessly about his post-traumatic stress thingy (not belittling this at all, but if you knew him I guarantee you wouldn't be impressed) and I actually think he could be a borderline psycho. Better simply to avoid rather than confront, probably. bloody hell, went to uni with a guy like that, fits the bill to an absolute tee, not called ben is he?
  21. Got a bottle of raisin beer in the cupboard, anyone ever had it? gonna crack it open later i think. Any good?
  22. i went back 8 pages and couldnt see them so im sorry if they've binn dunne. Also, they are off my phone so have no idea where they are from. Anyway..... My daughter said 'dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?' 'can he f**k' I replied 'Like a rabbit' she said. A womens fanny is like a shed roof, if you dont nail it hard enough it will probably end up next door My wife kicked me out after she found me measuring the size of my c*ck. It just reaches the back of her sisters throat Horny fat wife in stockings and high heels puts on a cape and bursts into the bedroom shouting 'SUPERPUSSY!', husband looks up and says 'Ill have the soup'.
  23. being newly single this time of year absolutely sucks, half the amount of presents, everyone else seems to be in a relationship and everyone around you is always rubbing it in by showing affection to each other plus, everytime you want to go out and get pissed your mates are like, 'cant make it tonight, watching x factor with the missus' grrrrrr :evil: be miserable like me you happy bastards!
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    Top Gear

    Thought it was ok, nothing special. Loved staring at the 458 and benz. Stig bit left a bad taste in my mouth, thought it was pathetically petty. Made them look really bad.
  25. she looks like that guy who runs mk dons, only smarter dressed.
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