Ingram85

HTC One, T-Mobile, £27pm, 500 mins, unltd texts & unltd data. Good?

More people need to wear cowboy neck ties

Back from hospital. Had a man rubbing gel on my balls then copping a feel. Then the doctor walked in! Ahaha......ha............ Anyway, all clear! Exactly what the other guy thought, varicose veins in one, small cyst in other. All harmless. Bit of a relief.

Great, so now I'm Andy's Dad.

Dhutwu Confirmed

Just watching it now, and she wonders why out of all the worlds women...

Awesome!

29 in a few months, I've given up the beer, halved my crisp/chocolate intake & am trying to stick to 2000 calories a day in a desperate attempt to keep my slowly increasing waistline under control and stay in my bmi range without having to go the gym or do any energetic exercise. I'm not fat, slim-ish really but I'd like a slightly smaller breathing out gut. I'm 6 foot 1 so that helps hide it a bit but I'd love to get back to about 12.5 - 13st. 3 years ago I could have eaten whatever I wanted and stay at 12st, now I'm at 14st, watching what I'm eating is helping but I fear im just keeping my head above water rather than losing anything. Guess I should get my bike out once a week for a few hours I guess. Growing up sucks monkey balls

What happened to the Strawberry Blondeness? I keep saying I'm not a dirty soulless ginge but none of you word removed's will believe me

I always look miserable and po faced in my photos. A shame because I'm rather handsome irl. So me mam says anyway.

Meath, I have pointed that comparison out many times.

There is a handsome wage NV & then there is £14.4 million a year for kicking a ball. Spoony, spot on, easy to lose sight of stuff like that I suppose.

I'm with mike. They don't work.

Blonde Molly Holly. *wibble*

That some bald ugly scouse word removed is getting paid £14.4million a year for playing kick and chase while I get £19k to help vulnerable people with mental health issues re-adjust to life in our society while dealing with my own mental health. **** hate the way the world works, its just not fair at all.

No? U WOT M8?!

How.......what the........?que?...... Cheers Meath!

https://twitter.com/FistofSeagal/status/436982696477458433 Not sure how to post images from twitter but anyway, my new 10 month old fuzzball. Proper little retard cat. #petbore.

Edit: picfail

Haha, cheeky swine! I'm really not a ginge! /denial

On another, less terrifying note. I'm fed up of searching for a good avatar, gonna go back to one of my old one's. When you think of ingram85, what avatar do you think of?

Thanks guys. I'll let you know how it goes. Like wainy says, just hope it isn't uber bad ballsack super aids.

Got an ultrasound scan on my cojones on Sunday. Suspected cyst on one and varicose veins on the other. Apparently nothing to worry about according to the doctor who said he was 80% certain he was right but wanted me to get a scan for peace of mind before he slices my balls open and remedies my danglies. I'm absolutely bricking it. Dreading hearing the 'c' word.

You'd think after nearly 12 months you would get a cheapish deal on a HTC one. Off or on contract its still rather expensive. Hope I can get it sub £25pm or sub £250 once the 'All new HTC one' or One 2 or M8 or whatever its called comes out.

I still know all the words to Madison Avenue's 'Don't Call Me Baby'. But I love that song, so screw all of you. Don't underestimate me, boy, I'll make you sorry you were born. You don't know me the way you really should, I'm so misunderstood. Oh my god is that actually right? Just popped into my head. Ghey they said!