RichardCanning

Does the no we won't option mean we won't battle but just merely accept it because I think thats the option i'm voting for!

Rumours that Bodymoor Heath had been delayed due to the weather appeared to be true The picture may also explain some of last season's wayward shooting with the crossbar being that high

Try spelling it kneaded and you might get the joke

Paddy shows his anguish as the 28th roulette black in a row comes up

Having read CV's blog hoping for an informed opinion (ok an opinion!) on the England game (he didn't even watch it!) I know that his gf has gone travelling for 5 months leaving CV's right/left hand to give him some loving!

Ali wasn't too amused having followed drat's guidance for disposing of his sofa

Starts in F and ends in F and isn't Freddie Flintoff with regards going in. I have no desire to impose my life on other people by being part of some car-crash style TV reality show. If Doug was in there then maybe I would just to grill him non-stop about his piss poor running of this football club!

Scared of Villain, CV is seen to be backtracking faster than ever before

Richard and Jez are asked to choose their weapon :winkold:

I thought one of those 2 was Bouma :oops:

VTers help to AJ appeared to have backfired when Al looked at the front garden this morning

Because I can't use the C word i'll use some shortened slang instead Chris Moyles is a Berk!

No, No, No, No, No and NO!!!! But the men from The FA like the man from Del Monte they say Yes

Trim and his mate's attempt at pitching the tent while on ket

You'll be here longer than that and you know it!

England's world cup chances following Rooney's confirmed broken foot

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Richard clocks up a few more posts on VT whilst pretending to pay attention at the staff meeting

Blondes look away now: 1: A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'." 2: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" 3: Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

What do Jesus Christ & Small Heath have in common? They both got nailed at Easter!

Rooney will have something to say about that!

Lampard better than Henry :shock:

On the basis it's player of the season and he's been consistently brilliant all season for me it has to be Rooney but my money would be on Joe Cole

This one is already running in World Cup 2006 forum without Psycho as he's not on the FA shortlist from what i've heard

Laughing Gravity's entry in the best ever concert thread isn't everyone's cup of tea