Whilst sitting in the car about to leave the car park at Blackburn on Wednesday night, a bloke and his kids walked past singing a song about Ashley Young, to the tune of Man Utd's Ronaldo song (I think Liverpool have one to the same tune and Utd might have even nicked it off em). If by any chance you are that guy, what are all the words?
Something along the lines of, "he plays on the leeeeeeft he plays on the riiiiiight, Ashley Young, makes Ronaldo look shite." Sounded good anyway.